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sexual prowess discussion here!

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At the NFL Scouting combine, his genitalia weighed in at a whopping 54 lbs.

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Some facts about Vernon:

Vernon?

Hes scary.  I bet he mutilates girls special area.

Is there even anyone else named Davis in this draft? 

I bet you are right, his pecker is on roids.

Im a lil slow today. 

He injects the roid into his dong. 

I heard he used a turkey baster and shot it directy into the urethra (again I'm sorry, but no link.)  Regardless of this rumor, I still insist that I have a much better haircut, and considering I shave with a straight razor manufactured during the Dust Bowl I think it's safe to claim I am more daring.  Basically, he may about to make millions of dollars today, he's still not as cool as this guy 

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What prompted Vern

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Someone Vern plundered at the Combine.

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During his soph year at Maryland, the girls basketball team dubbed Vernon the "Girth Giver."  An unnamed source stated that Vernon got three of the girls pregnant just by looking at them.

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Stretching before he shattered some poor co-eds bladder.

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While giving oral to Vernon Davis, a young college girl once dislocated her jaw.  And that was just during a dream.

[lovethatduce]

I'd hit it.  I wonder if he cougar hunts?  

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Vern's press conference telling the media that he and Lexington Steele are not related, but he wouldnt mind doing some white girls with him down the road.

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I'd hit it.  I wonder if he cougar hunts? 

If by that you mean "Does Vernon kill big cats with his ejaculate?" then the answer is yes.

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I'd hit it.  I wonder if he cougar hunts? 

Vern hunts all of Gods woman. His dong knows no boundaries.

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Lex hearing about Vernons future plans.

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A bunch of white girls who just heard about Vern and Lex coming to their town for a ho down.

[lovethatduce]

Vern hunts all of Gods woman. His dong knows no boundaries.

That sure made my day  

Where did all of this come from regarding sexual prowess and big schlong?

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Even though Vern lives and works in San Fran, the homosexuals have not scared him.  

In fact, he has gotten mass requests from homosexual men trying to tackle "Vern's Girth."

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San Franians sernading Vern.

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That sure made my day 

Where did all of this come from regarding sexual prowess and big schlong?

Starts here

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That sure made my day 

Where did all of this come from regarding sexual prowess and big schlong?

I linked the thread earlier, but Next Level hooked it up too.

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Vernon leaving a gang bang that starred him and the 49ers cheerleading squad.

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Vern getting Biggest Rookie Dong Award.

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A satisfied Asian.  


She died moments later after most of her internal organs fell out.

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Vernon being carried off the field by the opposing team after his pogo stick tore through his pants.  His cup is still imbedded 13 inches under the surface of the field.

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Vernon dresses his partners up in this, usually after he hoses them down.

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That isnt a player trying to tackle him, it is actually Vern's genitals weighing him down.

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This thread is very gay and I must leave before I turn gay just from reading about it.

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Vern Davis displaying an outline of his actual genitalia.