327 replies to this topic

[frenchladyfan]

I think PPW should be allowed to co-write OTI. He would add the scientific dimension that Dave cruelly lacks !!!

[Dr Funt]

PPW I would just call it favoritism,.. ex. Why is Casey Matthews on the roster....?

[gpmcgill]

I know this sounds daft....but has anyone checked the water or the food at the facility? How could so many players with PROVEN talent, play so poorly? Just askin'........

[PhillyPhan101]

Dey should bring up Rau....dat guy looked promising in PS.....Thinking  about a STD that includes Dion again? ..Could be fool hardy....but da ole crystal ball says hes getting some touches for a decent amount of yards...
    AR and company are here for the rest of the season .....so all axe throwing will have to wait.
      AR says he will make MV da starter again soon as hes ready ?.....Why?....at 3-7  its over ...just like when your over 20 down with a min. left...play the backups ...another WTF//

[phillyphanwest]

Dear Mr. Dr. Funt, this is a question that many before you have asked. The perplexing complex answer is "Theoretical Intuitive Teaching Syndrome" or T.I.T.S. for short. The theory is that the coaching staff would be able to extract football greatness out of his DNA, modify and reinstall into his genetic coding which in turn would produce tremendous football play on the field. In this case, the experiment failed. This is why Matthews remains on the roster.

[frenchladyfan]

[jwood5151]

>>Bromanian:  great reply to "MR SMARTYPANTS". your nickname for him suits him. Any resemblance between MR. SMARTY PANTS and Coach Smartypants is purely coincidental. I happen to think that they are twins separated at birth. You can make your own conclusions.

[jhop]

Lurie will let AR "resign" at the end of this year, & spare him the firing.  It's what he will do for Andy given everything Andy's done over the years and what happened with his son this year.  I say, put in Trent Edwards behind this porous o-line we have & save lil nicky.  I like Foles, but let's not get him killed.  Might as well lose the rest of the way intentionally from here on out, and at least get a good 1st round pick for next year if nothing else.

[BromanianBird]

Phillyphan, just one of the latest bad decisions that the Big Guy...(Andy Reid) has made. I know I may get some jabs and upcuts for this but it is true. Dave put it well when he responded to the calling today from Utah. Starting Matthews before he played one snap was crazy. But because I like Andy I will say it was McDermott who made the call(hopefully). In fact maybe there is a conspiracy here, and Andy has only being wear the head set and hypnotized  to do as others say.

[Dr Funt]

I thought it was cuz he had cool hair,.. but I've been wrong before. ( for the record his hair sucks worser than he is at getting off a block )

[BromanianBird]

being meant been, auto type. So Brizer please forgive me for the spelling error

[Dr Funt]

Woody you gone and done it now....! you're going to get the speech,.. You would bore a boar, bore, bhor....

Hey Bri have you ever been to Bhor?

[phillyphanwest]

Mr. Dr. Funt, the technicians that employ the T.I.T.S. technique are sometimes referred to as B00bs. So, to give you a better answer, Matthew is stil here because he is being coached by B00bs.

[Dr Funt]

I heard Matthews is so strong he could even bench 225 once....

[phillyphanwest]

Mr. Bromanian, to which Phillyphan are you speaking?

[Dr Funt]

I would rather see Fletcher Cox at MLB,.. at least he runs faster....

[phillyphanwest]

Dr Funt, on 19 November 2012 - 04:06 PM, said:

I heard Matthews is so strong he could even bench 225 once....

Pounds or kilos? As you know, all scientific testing is done using the metric system.

[jwood5151]

>>Funt: I have flaps on my eyes and ears. lalalallalalallalallalalla. impervious to his frothing jaws of delirious drivel.

[Dr Funt]

CHUT UP!

[phillyphanwest]

Dr Funt, on 19 November 2012 - 04:07 PM, said:

I would rather see Fletcher Cox at MLB,.. at least he runs faster....

It might benefit Cox to penetrate while standing up rather than from a 3 point stance.

[Dr Funt]

I like Bri,.. but sometimes he is rather futile,.. and impervious.... Welp time for work that should give me some nice jabs to read later when I get home....

[BromanianBird]

PhillyPanWest, or PPW. I meant you love the maffimatical, sis-a-matical equations you are coming up with because I have always wondered what made matthews a starter, and being coached by BOObs is the best solution to why.

[BromanianBird]

okay sleep deprived who is Bri and what is seltzer.

[phillyphanwest]

Seltzer is carbonated water. Bromo-Seltzer is the name of an antacid.

Nobody knows who Bri is or his origins.

[jwood5151]

bri = brioschi. been around for over 100 years. antidote to bad cooking...and other digestive troubles.

Brioschi was featured in HBO's original series 'Boardwalk Empire'. We knew Brioschi (Bri) had been around for generations...

[phillyphanwest]

I stand corrected. Mr. Wood is quite up to speed on the history of Bri. Perhaps that is why they are so close.

[jwood5151]

>>PPW: close in AGE perhaps. otherwise, as close as an owl to a mole.

[jwood5151]

>>PPW: I am actually looking forward to seeing Bryce Brown as the feature back. I bet he is excited,too. In a good way he reminds me of #34 ( Walker) and #32 (Watters)  both guys who'd take it to the house--up the middle. #22 Duce Staley had some huge shoes to fill when Watters left for Seattle--and he acquitted himself very well. the lisfranc business hit him just as he reached his prime at tailback. Although I am fond of Shady McCoy, he is more of a Charlie Garner / Priest Holmes / Brian Westbrook player. A great RB to be sure, just not the guy to take a dive play 85 yards for a TD. I am completely confident that Bryce Brown will astound folks when given the chance. Its too bad that Shady is 'dinged',but happy that Bryce has a chance to shine and show what he can do with 10-15 reps ( wish it was 20-25 but being realistic and knowing MM is a noodle brain OC)