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    Post Carrbage Time Loss Diary, Day 4: Still no sign of Rstarter. Beginning to get hopeful. Rabbit still around. Getting hungry. Might try to cook the rabbit.
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    I don't care one way or another if Carr becomes great or spirals into a bust. The thread is just entertainment.
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    It's funny because I don't think Derek Carr is a bad QB at all. He's pretty dang promising. But he's got a ways to go. And he has good games and bad games. His footwork is lackluster. He doesn't throw downfield. His decision making seems tentative. Great arm. And I doubt I'm alone in these sentiments. But rstarter would have been here 5 min after the game ended if Oakland had won and/or Carr had played well. And he would have tried to say how we all had to eat crow when pretty much no one (except maybe Greg Garrity ) has stated they think Carr is an outright bad QB.
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    I have a new theory. I believe he's...... Wasting away again in Carrgaritaville, Searching the tape for dat arm talent to salt, Rstarter claims "its his receeeeeevers to blame" But I know that it's Derek Carr's fault.
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    Contact Carr. With his super human hearing he can go on a rooftop and hear rstarter's cries from afar.
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    If Rstarter doesn't show by 5pm EST, should we form a search party? I'd feel bad if he were watching film and his Carr ran off the road and he's laying in a ditch somewhere.
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    That is a lot of churches to check
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    Wait! I know the problem...
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    Maybe his church went on a Pilgrimage to Carrtown
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    Great idea. We can get Carr to "check" on Rstarter for us!
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    I hope not! How else am I supposed to get through the work day??
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    rstarter Member Since 28 Jul 2012 OFFLINE Last Active Today, 03:41 AM Came in and saw the damage and went into hiding.
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    " sorry guys I'm a little bit late church ran over yesterday we had to stay after for choir practice and ring the bells I've got to go back and watch the game film to see exactly what happened but the offensive line without a doubt was to blame for this I mean none of this is his fault if anything Nick Foles is to blame for this. Give me 2 days so I can get the all 22 images and post them on here to try and make it look like none of this was his fault at all."
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    Take Me to Church by rstarter keyboard: AlphaWabbit Take me to church I'll worship like a dog when I'm posting your gifs I'll post every pass even if it's a miss Offer me dat arm talent Good Carr, let me give you my life My lover's got arm talent He's the kind that don't relent Knows the EMB's disapproval He should've been drafted sooner If the Heavens ever had a draft He's the last true prospect Every Sunday's getting more bleak A fresh excuse each week 'He shouted out check,' you hear him say it His game offers no absolutes He tells me 'worship in the film room' The only heaven I'll be sent to Is Carrbage time, down a score or two I was born sick, but I love him Command the offense so well A-rm. A-rm. A-rm. Take me to church I'll worship like a dog when I'm posting your gifs I'll post every pass even if it's a miss Offer me dat arm talent Good Carr, let me give you my life Carrbage times are the best times That's when my lover truly shines To keep the next Rodgers on my side He demands a sacrifice To search for video Of dat arm talent doe Something back in the college days That's a fine looking set of plays What you got to show as proof? College gifs are all my truth That looks tasty See his velocity This is desperate work Take me to church I'll worship like a dog when I'm posting your gifs I'll post every pass even if it's a miss Offer me dat arm talent Good Carr, let me give you my life No touchdowns or completions, when it matters most There is no sweeter gif, than the ones I post In the madness and foil, of that sad Oakland scene Only then is he human Only then am I clean A-rm. A-rm. A-rm. Take me to church I'll worship like a dog when I'm posting your gifs I'll post every pass even if it's a miss Offer me dat arm talent Good Carr, let me give you my life
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    I hear Wabbit made Jesus Christ turn in his mancard.
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