AlphaRabbit

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  1. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Running back is a wash. Also, are you saying having James Jones as a number 1 target could hurt a QB's performance? Pretty ironic after what went on in this thread last year.
  2. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    You mean the guy who also crapped the bed at the end of the season? Their overall years were pretty damn close.
  3. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Carr needs to win one more game and improve from 19th to 10th in YPA otherwise Garrity wins it.
  4. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    He looks like the singer of The Killers, complete with the eyeliner and everything.
  5. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    And the thread has officially now turned into a collection of forum nerd virgins spitting cringe-worthy game hoping deep down it'll work for once in their lives.
  6. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    How did Rodgers do against that same defense?
  7. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Greg is much too big of a pansy to ever actually agree to it. He'll squirm his way out of it like that kid we all knew growing up who would lose a bet and then say "but I had my fingers crossed!"
  8. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    She was upset until I banged her and made her forget about you.
  9. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Kinda funny how you keep crying about people needing to be good sports, but you're the one who can dish it but can't take it. It was all good for years when it was a one-sided joking affair, now that it's coming back at you you're upset.
  10. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    You're a spineless coward.
  11. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    They've all been lost in their own world of jerking each other off for too long to recognize their own hypocrisy at this point. Just laugh at them from the sidelines.
  12. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    $50 says Greg Garrity hangs himself in his room on a Monday morning in the next 2 months. It's gotten to the point where his misery isn't even fun to laugh at anymore, it's just sad watching him act so broken and hopeless. "Pwease mista rabbit, pwease stop exposing the ridiculous crap I spew, don't quote me pwease!"
  13. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    It's what VaBeach does nearly every time he's wrong on this board: exaggerates a claim and then hides behind it.
  14. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Try reading the initial post I responded to, genius. Slow down with your trigger-finger next time since you apparently don't even know what you're arguing for. If you want my attention that bad I'll just send you an autograph.
  15. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Are you dense enough to think Cooper is the only reason for Carr's improvement this year? You do realize he has to get him the ball right? And you realize his playmakers were a laughing stock last year? Having a target that actually deserves to be in the NFL isn't some unfair advantage for him, it's a basic QB right. Also let me laugh one more time at you propping up Crabtree like he's an elite player: