AlphaRabbit

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  1. AlphaRabbit

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Running back is a wash. Also, are you saying having James Jones as a number 1 target could hurt a QB's performance? Pretty ironic after what went on in this thread last year.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    You mean the guy who also crapped the bed at the end of the season? Their overall years were pretty damn close.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Carr needs to win one more game and improve from 19th to 10th in YPA otherwise Garrity wins it.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    He looks like the singer of The Killers, complete with the eyeliner and everything.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    And the thread has officially now turned into a collection of forum nerd virgins spitting cringe-worthy game hoping deep down it'll work for once in their lives.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    How did Rodgers do against that same defense?
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Greg is much too big of a pansy to ever actually agree to it. He'll squirm his way out of it like that kid we all knew growing up who would lose a bet and then say "but I had my fingers crossed!"
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    She was upset until I banged her and made her forget about you.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Kinda funny how you keep crying about people needing to be good sports, but you're the one who can dish it but can't take it. It was all good for years when it was a one-sided joking affair, now that it's coming back at you you're upset.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    You're a spineless coward.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    They've all been lost in their own world of jerking each other off for too long to recognize their own hypocrisy at this point. Just laugh at them from the sidelines.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    $50 says Greg Garrity hangs himself in his room on a Monday morning in the next 2 months. It's gotten to the point where his misery isn't even fun to laugh at anymore, it's just sad watching him act so broken and hopeless. "Pwease mista rabbit, pwease stop exposing the ridiculous crap I spew, don't quote me pwease!"
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    It's what VaBeach does nearly every time he's wrong on this board: exaggerates a claim and then hides behind it.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Try reading the initial post I responded to, genius. Slow down with your trigger-finger next time since you apparently don't even know what you're arguing for. If you want my attention that bad I'll just send you an autograph.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Are you dense enough to think Cooper is the only reason for Carr's improvement this year? You do realize he has to get him the ball right? And you realize his playmakers were a laughing stock last year? Having a target that actually deserves to be in the NFL isn't some unfair advantage for him, it's a basic QB right. Also let me laugh one more time at you propping up Crabtree like he's an elite player:
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Because you and FlyinCryan just got done listing off every aspect of the team as stacked. Now it's just the receivers? I don't see why having a competent receiver is a detraction from him somehow. I'll let Manning know he sucks because he's had good receivers throughout his career. Rodgers too. You can only be a good QB if you win with Thrash and Pinkston running routes apparently. Otherwise you're just a product of the system.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Ok, and the team was 3-13 last year and got blown out on the regular. It's laughable to try to diminish what Carr is doing this year by saying moronic statements like "hur hur all Carr is doing is making the reads and throwing the ball, the receiver is the one catching it!" You people are getting so desperate for excuses that you've resorted to acting like the Raiders are the gold standard hiding Carr's suckage because they finally added a playmaker in the draft this year.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    No s***. Tom Brady has made a career out of "making smart throws." That's kind of the entire point of the QB position.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    So now he's succeeding because his team is stacked? Yeah, that great franchise the Oakland Raiders, they just make every QB look great right? Michael Crabtree is pretty much Jerry Rice.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Where are all of those quotes coming from? NOTW said everyone in this thread loves Carr and always has. It's a shame he just doesn't get the point of this thread.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    You and your cronies in this thread as you're proven more wrong every week (especially Greg Garrity):
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Are you implying Bruce Jenner is a woman?
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Thanks, at least someone here recognizes an alpha when they see one. Don't mind NOTW's s***-talking, he's mighty sore from me schooling him every time he opens his mouth.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    You're one of my favorites to make cry, because you see yourself as the pharaoh of the EMB.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    The fact that it's "all in fun" is what makes it even more pathetic that you can't admit to being wrong. Give the dude his props already and stop being a little sour b***h.