Phish Fry

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About Phish Fry

  • Rank
    Catch and Release
  • Birthday 09/16/1976

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Great Plains

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    http://www.twitter.com/PistoleroPhD

Previous Fields

  • Favorite Team
    Eagles
  • Favorite Player(s)
    Maclin, Kolb, Weaver, DJax
  • Fan Since
    1989
  • First Name
    Randall
  • Previous Screenname(s)
    Poppa Chubby
  1. Except to be used as a mallet in the State Fair's new game, Whack-a-Hoe, where hopefully Vern will splatter your head in a Gallagher-esque display.
  2. Phish Fry

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    I can see it. Back when Denver had Billy Miller, Carlisle and some non-memorable guys at TE, I think 4 of them had around 150 for the season. Shanahan uses the TEs a lot and McNabb won't have a RB as a safety valve, so the TEs will be that for him.
  3. This guy puts up with a lot of hazing and handles it with humor and class. Good dude.

  4. I laughed pretty hard at the comment you left me. Good times. :)

  5. Punch this dude in the head......... if you want to lose an arm!

  6. When men ****e, they wipe the ejaculate up with a sock or some other item. Vern teaches his how to lift weights.
  7. This guy thinks he knows everything. He can't possibly know everything because only 1 being knows everything. Me.

  8. After Hurricane Katrina, Vern donated his freshly cut foreskin to re-cover the Superdome roof. Three thousand 55 gallon drums of his splooge were painted on the top to give the roof the pearly white finish. It took Vernon approximately 1 hour to fill all of the drums. BTW, awesome thread! Funniest thing I have read in years.