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  1. Mortimer

    Week 13: Bills @ Cowboys (Thanksgiving)

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    Love him or hate him, Romo needs to be an OC.

    Probably biding his time until Garrett gets fired. He's going to get paid like nobody's business.
  3. Mortimer

    Chargers Potential Move to London is messed up

    I gather you've never seen The Fly.
  4. Mortimer

    Nick back at practice today.

    That Rappaport tweet is so clickbaity, with that beautiful babe that is in the clip for all of a half second.
  5. Mortimer

    Chargers Potential Move to London is messed up

    Hipsters watch football? They could change the name from the Chargers to the Artisans.
  6. Mortimer

    Giants agree to trade WR Odell Beckham Jr to Browns

    Must be nice. I can only afford Stouffer's frozen french bread pizza and my imagination.
  7. Mortimer

    Kirk Cousins is the next Brees

    Let's see how he does in the postseason. Call it a hunch, but I'll wager he won't be #1.
  8. Mortimer

    Micheal Bennett Suspended by Pats

    Best part of that movie is when Santa boots him down the slide.
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    Micheal Bennett Suspended by Pats

    They probably think it's French or something. Anything longer than four letters can really throw some people off.
  10. Now is the time to up his price to $50 million.
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    Are the Cowpukes going undefeated?

    You're greatly exaggerating Wentz getting "killed". It seems any criticism of him qualifies as bashing in some people's eyes. Some of those same people were crowning Wentz MVP before the season even started. If he really is of MVP talent, he will overcome the deficiencies of the rest of the team. That is what MVPs do.
  12. His body may be on the football field, but his mind is back home on Endor.
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    Has Barnett received a fine for his hit Thursday night? Seems like kind of the same thing, but he doesn't have a history of cheap shots like Burfict does.
  14. Mortimer

    Week 4 Open Discussion.

    68 attempts for Goff! Andy Reid is turning green right now.
  15. Mortimer

    Giants fans... Talk about the Giants

    Technically, fame and popularity are one in the same. If Manning had not won the SB twice, there would be a 0% chance his name would even be in the conversation for HOF.