Mortimer

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  1. Mortimer

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    In the comments section, someone said that Derek Carr will challenge Gruden to a fight in the octagon.
  2. Mortimer

    DALLASS.....

    They should pair Joe Namath with Suzy Kolber in the booth. Maybe he will finally win her over.
  3. Mortimer

    All Time Winning Percentages for All Teams.

    Dak Prescott is already the best QB in the league. Even better than Derek Carr. I know that sounds impossible, but that's how awesome he is. He needs to be paid accordingly. $450 million - all guaranteed.
  4. Mortimer

    Rams chances of contending in 2019

    First they have to finish combing the desert.
  5. Mortimer

    Ravens trading Joe Flacco to Broncos for 4th rd pick

    But what is in it for Foles? Not one reason for him to "take one more for the team" that is kicking him to the curb.
  6. I want to sue life. Need the do-over to start in 6th grade, circa 1977. Plus, I will get to see Star Wars again. The real Star Wars.
  7. Q: Wentz or Goff, who won first? A: Nick Foles.
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    Where does Nick Foles wind up next season?

    Brady wins SB and retires to a lifetime of frivolity. Darth Belichick turns Foles to the dark side. Patriots win more SBs. Could happen.
  9. Mortimer

    Where does Nick Foles wind up next season?

    Foles is in the same predicament as this time last year. It is weird for a QB to win the SB in epic fashion and nobody wants him.
  10. Mortimer

    Brees-Brady SB

    I like Brees but F the Saints.
  11. Mortimer

    Where does Nick Foles wind up next season?

    What other specific offense has Wentz succeeded in?
  12. Mortimer

    Adam Gase

    If I'm on that team, I'm double checking the lock on my door every night.
  13. Mortimer

    Are you rooting for Andy Reid now?

    Not rooting for Andy Reid but am rooting for the Chiefs.
  14. Mortimer

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    Henceforth, they shall be known as the Washington Megamaids. They've gone from suck to blow.
  15. Mortimer

    Kirk Cousins is the next Brees

    Cousins' butt cheeks clinch up against good teams, because he is more concerned with not losing than he is with winning.