Mortimer

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  1. Cowgirls Got Smoked!

    Like the NFL website. This morning it was Cowboys this, Cowboys that. Now there is no mention of the game, nor anything about the Falcons crushing the supposedly great team.
  2. Ezekiel Elliott Suspended for 6 games

    Seems he went back to Endor to be with his own kind: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000875164/article/ezekiel-elliott-leaving-country-to-train-refocus
  3. QB Draft Classes

    Luck is a "once in a generation" player? Pffft. Still overrating this guy to the nth degree.
  4. Getting rid of any game not played on Sunday would be fine by me. Thanksgiving Day being the lone exception.
  5. Great movie. Saw it again about a year ago and it held up pretty well.
  6. Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    He hasn't visited this thread because he has been busy picking out sconces for the baby's room.
  7. The Browns

    Downtown Julie Brown - hubba hubba!
  8. Am I the only Tony Romo hater?

    I like the Iraqi Information Minister better than Joe Buck.
  9. Am I the only Tony Romo hater?

    The only reason to hate Romo is that he was a Cowboy. That's a damn good reason but he otherwise seems like a cool dude.
  10. Name A Team We Can't Beat

    It's like The Matrix, when Keanu ("whoa") decides to stay in the subway to fight Agent Smith. We're beginning to believe.
  11. Speculation on Eli's future with the Giants

    Not for the SB, no way. One QB was clutch and the other played like puke. Pun intended.
  12. Week 2 Open Discussion.

    The same knee that was shredded twice or the other one?
  13. The LIons Paid Stafford, how much????

    Sam Bradford's next contract should be $30 million, at least.
  14. Kaepernick still no job

    What percentage of the NFL is made up of black players? Racism? Only a racist moron that views his own failures through a racial prism.