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  1. Mortimer

    Micheal Bennett Suspended by Pats

    Best part of that movie is when Santa boots him down the slide.
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    Micheal Bennett Suspended by Pats

    They probably think it's French or something. Anything longer than four letters can really throw some people off.
  3. Now is the time to up his price to $50 million.
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    Are the Cowpukes going undefeated?

    You're greatly exaggerating Wentz getting "killed". It seems any criticism of him qualifies as bashing in some people's eyes. Some of those same people were crowning Wentz MVP before the season even started. If he really is of MVP talent, he will overcome the deficiencies of the rest of the team. That is what MVPs do.
  5. His body may be on the football field, but his mind is back home on Endor.
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    Has Barnett received a fine for his hit Thursday night? Seems like kind of the same thing, but he doesn't have a history of cheap shots like Burfict does.
  7. Mortimer

    Week 4 Open Discussion.

    68 attempts for Goff! Andy Reid is turning green right now.
  8. Mortimer

    Giants fans... Talk about the Giants

    Technically, fame and popularity are one in the same. If Manning had not won the SB twice, there would be a 0% chance his name would even be in the conversation for HOF.
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    Antonio Brown cut by Pats

    Somebody finally topped Sam Bradford!
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    Antonio Brown cut by Pats

    Surprising he didn't get along with Big Ben. They are kindred spirits.
  11. Mortimer

    Cam Newton in a babushka

    Those two were always fans of the Packers and the Oilers.
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    Week 2: Browns @ Jets

    The only team that comes to mind is "Skillz That Killz", the inner-city team from the Dodgeball movie.
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    Dak vs Carson

    What about what he did in the first half?
  14. Tougher, yes but Couch factor? Like Dak is an expert on fine couches? Bet he has a faux zebra skin couch in his bathroom. Wentz seems more like the Adirondack chair type.