• Content Count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Mortimer

  1. Mortimer

    Antonio Brown cut by Pats

    Somebody finally topped Sam Bradford!
  2. Mortimer

    Antonio Brown cut by Pats

    Surprising he didn't get along with Big Ben. They are kindred spirits.
  3. Mortimer

    Cam Newton in a babushka

    Those two were always fans of the Packers and the Oilers.
  4. Mortimer

    Week 2: Browns @ Jets

    The only team that comes to mind is "Skillz That Killz", the inner-city team from the Dodgeball movie.
  5. Mortimer

    Dak vs Carson

    What about what he did in the first half?
  6. Tougher, yes but Couch factor? Like Dak is an expert on fine couches? Bet he has a faux zebra skin couch in his bathroom. Wentz seems more like the Adirondack chair type.
  7. 100% Mayock would have been fired, as well as a lifetime ban from the league. National media would blare it non-stop, to stir up racial tensions even more than they do now. But since the racism is attributed to the protected race and directed at the targeted race, everything's cool. Nothing to see here.
  8. Mortimer

    Tyreek Hill 3 year, $54M extension

    Just like in the real world, where there are different rules depending on your connections; if you are an outstanding player, you get preferential treatment. He should be breaking rocks right now and if he sucked, he probably would be.
  9. Mortimer

    Is Antonio Brown worse than Terrell Owens?

    One thing is for sure, the dude is off his rocker.
  10. Mortimer

    Goodbye McCoy

    Yep and his best days are behind him. Not much tread left on those tires.
  11. Mortimer

    Carly lyod has offer to join nfl team

    I believe in equal opportunity but the sexes are not physically equal. Otherwise, there would be no telling what sex a person is, like Rachel Maddow.
  12. Mortimer

    Andrew Luck decides to retire

    2022 is a long ways away. I could see Darth Belichick pulling that off.
  13. Mortimer

    Andrew Luck decides to retire

    Gillette would rather he tell you he's now a woman. The best a Ma'am can get.
  14. Mortimer

    The Double Doink Broke Matt Nagy

    If the Eagles get a playoff rematch against the Bears, they should go for a 43 yard field goal. Even if it is 2nd down.
  15. The same thing happened to Louis Winthorpe III. I'd bet you a dollar, that Clarence Beeks is behind this.
  16. Mortimer

    The Double Doink Broke Matt Nagy

    Not that long ago, plays like the double doink would not be a surprising way to end to an Eagles season. Things sure have changed around here.
  17. Mortimer

    Andrew Luck

    If the "Suck For Luck" campaign is still going on, it will be quite some time before that happens.
  18. Wasn't he Rookie of the Year - when that other rookie on the team carried the offense? I think $50 million sounds more like it.
  19. Mortimer

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    The controversy over the name is just soy-based hysteria. "I am offended, so you can't say that!" How did any of these people survive grade school is beyond me.
  20. Mortimer

    NFL Top 100 Players Of 2019 (Final 100-1)

    Of course there's something wrong with him, he's a Viking. Probably been losing playoff games since he could crawl.
  21. Mortimer

    NFL Top 100 Players Of 2019 (Final 100-1)

    There must be another Kirk Cousins. It can't be the guy on the Vikings.
  22. Mortimer

    Zeke Set To Hold Out Of Training Camp?

    They should trade for Kirk Cousins.
  23. "I feel shocked!" - Pepper Brooks
  24. Mortimer

    Ex NY Jet Mark Gastineau Is Very Ill

    That is a sad story.