Mortimer

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  1. Mortimer

    Andrew Luck decides to retire

    Gillette would rather he tell you he's now a woman. The best a Ma'am can get.
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    The Double Doink Broke Matt Nagy

    If the Eagles get a playoff rematch against the Bears, they should go for a 43 yard field goal. Even if it is 2nd down.
  3. The same thing happened to Louis Winthorpe III. I'd bet you a dollar, that Clarence Beeks is behind this.
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    The Double Doink Broke Matt Nagy

    Not that long ago, plays like the double doink would not be a surprising way to end to an Eagles season. Things sure have changed around here.
  5. Mortimer

    Andrew Luck

    If the "Suck For Luck" campaign is still going on, it will be quite some time before that happens.
  6. Wasn't he Rookie of the Year - when that other rookie on the team carried the offense? I think $50 million sounds more like it.
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    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    The controversy over the name is just soy-based hysteria. "I am offended, so you can't say that!" How did any of these people survive grade school is beyond me.
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    NFL Top 100 Players Of 2019 (Final 100-1)

    Of course there's something wrong with him, he's a Viking. Probably been losing playoff games since he could crawl.
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    NFL Top 100 Players Of 2019 (Final 100-1)

    There must be another Kirk Cousins. It can't be the guy on the Vikings.
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    Zeke Set To Hold Out Of Training Camp?

    They should trade for Kirk Cousins.
  11. "I feel shocked!" - Pepper Brooks
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    Ex NY Jet Mark Gastineau Is Very Ill

    That is a sad story.
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    Seahawks and Wilson agree to mega contract

    Why? Does he owe you money?
  14. What would be nice would be the refs calling a consistent game, no matter the importance of the game. In the playoffs and SB, they mostly let them play and saved the flags for blatant penalties. Sure, they still missed some calls, but it was a far cry from the flag fest of the regular season. Why did they call it more loosely during the playoffs? Because ticky-tack penalties kill the flow of the game to near unwatchable levels. If only the league understood that if the game is more enjoyable with less flags during the playoffs, the same would be true during the regular season. #KeepItInYourPantsRef
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    In the comments section, someone said that Derek Carr will challenge Gruden to a fight in the octagon.
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    DALLASS.....

    They should pair Joe Namath with Suzy Kolber in the booth. Maybe he will finally win her over.
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    All Time Winning Percentages for All Teams.

    Dak Prescott is already the best QB in the league. Even better than Derek Carr. I know that sounds impossible, but that's how awesome he is. He needs to be paid accordingly. $450 million - all guaranteed.
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    Rams chances of contending in 2019

    First they have to finish combing the desert.
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    Ravens trading Joe Flacco to Broncos for 4th rd pick

    But what is in it for Foles? Not one reason for him to "take one more for the team" that is kicking him to the curb.
  20. I want to sue life. Need the do-over to start in 6th grade, circa 1977. Plus, I will get to see Star Wars again. The real Star Wars.
  21. Q: Wentz or Goff, who won first? A: Nick Foles.
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    Where does Nick Foles wind up next season?

    Brady wins SB and retires to a lifetime of frivolity. Darth Belichick turns Foles to the dark side. Patriots win more SBs. Could happen.
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    Where does Nick Foles wind up next season?

    Foles is in the same predicament as this time last year. It is weird for a QB to win the SB in epic fashion and nobody wants him.
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    Brees-Brady SB

    I like Brees but F the Saints.
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    Where does Nick Foles wind up next season?

    What other specific offense has Wentz succeeded in?