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    They should pair Joe Namath with Suzy Kolber in the booth. Maybe he will finally win her over.
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    All Time Winning Percentages for All Teams.

    Dak Prescott is already the best QB in the league. Even better than Derek Carr. I know that sounds impossible, but that's how awesome he is. He needs to be paid accordingly. $450 million - all guaranteed.
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    Rams chances of contending in 2019

    First they have to finish combing the desert.
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    Ravens trading Joe Flacco to Broncos for 4th rd pick

    But what is in it for Foles? Not one reason for him to "take one more for the team" that is kicking him to the curb.
  5. I want to sue life. Need the do-over to start in 6th grade, circa 1977. Plus, I will get to see Star Wars again. The real Star Wars.
  6. Q: Wentz or Goff, who won first? A: Nick Foles.
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    Where does Nick Foles wind up next season?

    Brady wins SB and retires to a lifetime of frivolity. Darth Belichick turns Foles to the dark side. Patriots win more SBs. Could happen.
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    Where does Nick Foles wind up next season?

    Foles is in the same predicament as this time last year. It is weird for a QB to win the SB in epic fashion and nobody wants him.
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    Brees-Brady SB

    I like Brees but F the Saints.
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    Where does Nick Foles wind up next season?

    What other specific offense has Wentz succeeded in?
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    Adam Gase

    If I'm on that team, I'm double checking the lock on my door every night.
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    Are you rooting for Andy Reid now?

    Not rooting for Andy Reid but am rooting for the Chiefs.
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    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    Henceforth, they shall be known as the Washington Megamaids. They've gone from suck to blow.
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    Kirk Cousins is the next Brees

    Cousins' butt cheeks clinch up against good teams, because he is more concerned with not losing than he is with winning.
  15. Aussies and Europeans are not a particular race. If they are, then race of the league is 98% Americans. When the NFL says diverse, it means black. There is no concerted effort to interview asians or women for head coaching spots.
  16. The league needs more diverse punters.
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    Week 17 Open Discussion.

    I looked up his salary, $13.8 million this year. I'm not very good at math but $40,000 is 1/345th of his salary. That would be like me getting fined a hundred bucks.
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    Week 17 Open Discussion.

    Pffft! What a joke. I guess it's worth it if you take the QB out of the game. Sickening.
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    Week 17 Open Discussion.

    Was he fined for spearing Foles? Or trying to rip his head off?
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    bears aren't beating the Vikings

    I was more embarrassed for us Eagle fans. He looked ridiculous and the act was not only contrived but inappropriate, considering how bad they looked the week before. He should have had his game face on. He was acting like a clown, all cocky for no good reason. And then to follow that up with another bad game made it somehow even worse.
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    Where does Nick Foles wind up next season?

    What is Bortles' situation, as far as his contract and the cap? Imagine Foles winning a SB with the Jaguars? The internet would melt down.
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    Is it possible?

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    Kareem Hunt brutalizes and kicks woman in hotel video

    Andy will find a way to pass over 100% of the plays if they let him.