Mortimer

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  1. Mortimer

    Adam Gase

    If I'm on that team, I'm double checking the lock on my door every night.
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    Are you rooting for Andy Reid now?

    Not rooting for Andy Reid but am rooting for the Chiefs.
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    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    Henceforth, they shall be known as the Washington Megamaids. They've gone from suck to blow.
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    Kirk Cousins is the next Brees

    Cousins' butt cheeks clinch up against good teams, because he is more concerned with not losing than he is with winning.
  5. Aussies and Europeans are not a particular race. If they are, then race of the league is 98% Americans. When the NFL says diverse, it means black. There is no concerted effort to interview asians or women for head coaching spots.
  6. The league needs more diverse punters.
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    Week 17 Open Discussion.

    I looked up his salary, $13.8 million this year. I'm not very good at math but $40,000 is 1/345th of his salary. That would be like me getting fined a hundred bucks.
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    Week 17 Open Discussion.

    Pffft! What a joke. I guess it's worth it if you take the QB out of the game. Sickening.
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    Week 17 Open Discussion.

    Was he fined for spearing Foles? Or trying to rip his head off?
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    bears aren't beating the Vikings

    I was more embarrassed for us Eagle fans. He looked ridiculous and the act was not only contrived but inappropriate, considering how bad they looked the week before. He should have had his game face on. He was acting like a clown, all cocky for no good reason. And then to follow that up with another bad game made it somehow even worse.
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    Where does Nick Foles wind up next season?

    What is Bortles' situation, as far as his contract and the cap? Imagine Foles winning a SB with the Jaguars? The internet would melt down.
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    Is it possible?

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    Kareem Hunt brutalizes and kicks woman in hotel video

    Andy will find a way to pass over 100% of the plays if they let him.
  14. Still better to lose from being aggressive than to lose from being afraid to lose.
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    Kareem Hunt brutalizes and kicks woman in hotel video

    So her being an alledged "white supremacist", why is she hanging out with him and how are her beliefs or words equal or worse to him beating up a girl? Maybe he's a "black supremacist" for beating up a teen aged white girl.
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    Kareem Hunt brutalizes and kicks woman in hotel video

    There are two sets of rules in society, those for the haves and those for the have nots.
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    Anyone else get sad watching the Saints,Chiefs, Rams

    Knowing that some of the guys you are drafting are not exactly boy scouts is one thing. You can still root for them, because they haven't been proven to be scumbags. Drafting a proven scumbag is another thing. You know he is a scumbag and it makes it very hard to root for him.
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    Anyone else get sad watching the Saints,Chiefs, Rams

    I didn't get sad watching, I got aroused. Wait, what were we talking about again?
  19. That could be just the move that puts them over the top.
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    Sam Bradford released by Cardinals

    Does Bradford have a criminal record? Probably the only thing holding Jerry Jones back.
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    NFL Owners Already Re-thinking Chargers in L.A.

    They should move the Raiders in too, to complete the trifecta.