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  1. Mortimer

    Week 3 Open Discussion.

    Maybe that will be enough to get better fitting sleeves.
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    Week 3 Open Discussion.

    Sounds like Andy Reid was special guest OC.
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    Raiders agree to trade Khalil Mack to Bears

    "his approach has often raised eyebrows."
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    Antonio Brown skips team meetings

    That's because they never had Chip Kelly.
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    Raiders agree to trade Khalil Mack to Bears

    You forgot Wendy's free medium Frosty coupons for every man on the team.
  6. I made more than that selling pork bellies last week.
  7. Think my first was Outland in 1981.
  8. I don't know about that. My brother Randolph and I had a bad experience with FCOJ back in 1983.
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    Johnny Manziel

    At least he picked the appropriate jersey number.
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    Jones stated that Cowboys will stand.

    After eight years of that racist, isn't it great to have Trump in charge now?
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    49ers QB Jimmy G Likes His Women Meaty and Sleazy

    Jimmy G was the actor that played John Cusack's little brother in Better Off Dead. He snuck that book on How to Pick up Trashy Women off the set and it is really starting to pay dividends now.
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    Tebow's Hypocrisy vs. Wentz' genuineness

    What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports are you talking about? Taking marriage vows involves being in a relationship in which both people are in love with each other, not some "You've reached Age 30 - it's time to get married!" check box.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Which player played a bigger part?
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    McAdoo says Philly can't handle success

    Seems more like McA**** can't handle Dougie P's success.
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    LeSean McCoy Accusations

    It's a new adult film, starring Rosie O'Donnell. Probably not for the faint of heart.
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    Rank the Owner, GM, HC, and QBs in the Division.

    The Cowboys brand was already huge before Jones bought the team. He's promoted them well, but had a hell of a great start.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    No matter how many Super Bowls Nick Foles wins, he will never be able to make all the throws, because he just doesn't have the arm talent of Derrick Carr. And who else does, really? No one, that's who.
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    Ryan Tannenhill goes down with what looks like ACL

    RTK's own maniacal desperation to trade Nick Foles must have been what he was referring to.
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    Ben Doesn't Know Why Steelers Went QB

    Druish princesses are often attracted to men with money and power. I have both and you know it!
  20. That's because he already has a Derek Carr sex doll.
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    Kirk Cousins is the next Brees

    Lots of sizzle but no steak. The Vikings and Cousins are a match made in heaven.
  22. Mortimer

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    He took it to the next level and joined a monastery.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    It should also say Pro Bowl MVP.