Mortimer

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  1. Mortimer

    Alex Smith to Washington

    Sounds just like the lyrics from that dumb song at the end of Commando.
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    Teams you hate worse than the Patriots? If any?

    Didn't the Generals move to Cleveland a few years back?
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    Cowboys paving way for Bryant release?

    That is from Better Off Dead. And yes, he only speaks as Howard Cosell.
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    T.O. Takes Another Swipe At McNabb

    I don't think Mcnabb gets enough blame for that feud. Andy is also responsible for letting things get so far out of hand. Sure, TO is the most culpable but McNabb's ego was just as big and he could not stand the fans loving TO. He wanted him gone.
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    Donovan Mc5 Fired Again!

    WET would be considered hateful and racist and violently protested by everyone in media, led by BET.
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    Donovan Mc5 Fired Again!

    Would have preferred a vintage pic of Barbie Benton.
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    Donovan Mc5 Fired Again!

    I always thought it was air banjo. Fun fact: Numba 5 was a big fan of Hee Haw.
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    Marvin Lewis is BACK! 2 year extension with Bengals

    Trust the process!
  9. Andy abandoning the run - who'da thunk it? Isn't it funny how casual fans realize the necessity for a balanced attack but professional coaches can't figure it out?
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    AFC Wildcard: Titans @ Chiefs.

    Yeah. The way they lost that game was sickening. My brother said "they'll be back next year" but I didn't believe that at all. Still had a chance though.
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    AFC Wildcard: Titans @ Chiefs.

    Don't forget the tried and true: "we'll have to look at the film".
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    AFC Wildcard: Titans @ Chiefs.

    I was there after 2006.
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    Belichick/Brady coming to an end?

    He has to. Marvin Lewis won't be available for at least ten more years.
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    Gruden to raiders is happening!

    That's why I said it's political theater. To quote the bad guy from Under Siege 2: "We know this. The Chinese know that we know , but we pretend that we don't know and they pretend that they don't know that we know. Everybody knows."
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    Gruden to raiders is happening!

    It sure is BS. The NFL is hoping to avoid a riot when a black guy isn't named coach. The Rooney rule is easily circumvented by teams just going through the motions and then hiring who they want to anyway. It's all political theater.
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    DJax Vehicle Impounded - Weed & Hollow Points Found

    "Oh no - HOLLOW POINTZ!" - person who knows nothing about handgun rounds.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    That guy spelled Carrbage Time wrong.
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    Sashi Brown out in Cleveland

    Who's to say they won't? The new GM has a few live games to evaluate everyone and decide who gets canned.
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    How many years does a Super Bowl win buy a coach?

    I wonder if Mike Brown thinks Marvin Lewis has won a bunch of Superbowls?
  20. If all those unjustly incarcerated citizens are set free, can they stay at your place? How many people are trying to get into the USA, versus how many trying to get out? That will tell you all you need to know about how bad it is here.
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    Cowgirls Got Smoked!

    Like the NFL website. This morning it was Cowboys this, Cowboys that. Now there is no mention of the game, nor anything about the Falcons crushing the supposedly great team.
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    Ezekiel Elliott Suspended for 6 games

    Seems he went back to Endor to be with his own kind: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000875164/article/ezekiel-elliott-leaving-country-to-train-refocus