Mortimer

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  1. Mortimer

    QB Draft Classes

    Luck is a "once in a generation" player? Pffft. Still overrating this guy to the nth degree.
  2. Getting rid of any game not played on Sunday would be fine by me. Thanksgiving Day being the lone exception.
  3. Great movie. Saw it again about a year ago and it held up pretty well.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    He hasn't visited this thread because he has been busy picking out sconces for the baby's room.
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    The Browns

    Downtown Julie Brown - hubba hubba!
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    Am I the only Tony Romo hater?

    I like the Iraqi Information Minister better than Joe Buck.
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    Am I the only Tony Romo hater?

    The only reason to hate Romo is that he was a Cowboy. That's a damn good reason but he otherwise seems like a cool dude.
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    Name A Team We Can't Beat

    It's like The Matrix, when Keanu ("whoa") decides to stay in the subway to fight Agent Smith. We're beginning to believe.
  9. Not for the SB, no way. One QB was clutch and the other played like puke. Pun intended.
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    Week 2 Open Discussion.

    The same knee that was shredded twice or the other one?
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    Kaepernick still no job

    What percentage of the NFL is made up of black players? Racism? Only a racist moron that views his own failures through a racial prism.
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    Ezekiel Elliott Suspended for 6 games

    His fall guy?
  13. If these washed up QBs could keep their mouths shut when the chips are down, they would probably be able to get a cushy backup gig.
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    Kaepernick still no job

    Nothing is worse than being old and white, right? They must be racists. Especially the ones that wear Larry Fitzgerald jerseys.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    So, you're admitting this thread is really just all about how much you hate Foles. What a revelation!
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Because you said that in this very thread. Your actual quote was that Carr was "the best prospect to ever come out of the NFL draft", if memory serves.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    It sure has gotten quiet around here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmRkS1os7k
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Love is blind. Until Carr's absolute and inevitable implosion, his delusion will not allow it.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    On which paper does it say they are a 7 win team? Did they get a new starting QB? :)
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    This thread rules.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    "Nothing you can say can take me away from my guy."
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    It wasn't Carr's fault, it was his footwork. "Guilty feet have got no rhythm". :)
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Well why doesn't he make all the throws, instead of having a completion % of 58.1? He did make all the throws to his linemen last year, so at least you can pleasure yourself to that stat.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    He will argue that Carr has better "knee talent".