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    AFC Wildcard: Titans @ Chiefs.

    I was there after 2006.
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    Belichick/Brady coming to an end?

    He has to. Marvin Lewis won't be available for at least ten more years.
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    Gruden to raiders is happening!

    That's why I said it's political theater. To quote the bad guy from Under Siege 2: "We know this. The Chinese know that we know , but we pretend that we don't know and they pretend that they don't know that we know. Everybody knows."
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    Gruden to raiders is happening!

    It sure is BS. The NFL is hoping to avoid a riot when a black guy isn't named coach. The Rooney rule is easily circumvented by teams just going through the motions and then hiring who they want to anyway. It's all political theater.
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    DJax Vehicle Impounded - Weed & Hollow Points Found

    "Oh no - HOLLOW POINTZ!" - person who knows nothing about handgun rounds.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    That guy spelled Carrbage Time wrong.
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    Sashi Brown out in Cleveland

    Who's to say they won't? The new GM has a few live games to evaluate everyone and decide who gets canned.
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    How many years does a Super Bowl win buy a coach?

    I wonder if Mike Brown thinks Marvin Lewis has won a bunch of Superbowls?
  9. If all those unjustly incarcerated citizens are set free, can they stay at your place? How many people are trying to get into the USA, versus how many trying to get out? That will tell you all you need to know about how bad it is here.
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    Cowgirls Got Smoked!

    Like the NFL website. This morning it was Cowboys this, Cowboys that. Now there is no mention of the game, nor anything about the Falcons crushing the supposedly great team.
  11. Getting rid of any game not played on Sunday would be fine by me. Thanksgiving Day being the lone exception.
  12. Great movie. Saw it again about a year ago and it held up pretty well.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    He hasn't visited this thread because he has been busy picking out sconces for the baby's room.
  14. Not for the SB, no way. One QB was clutch and the other played like puke. Pun intended.
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    Kaepernick still no job

    What percentage of the NFL is made up of black players? Racism? Only a racist moron that views his own failures through a racial prism.
  16. If these washed up QBs could keep their mouths shut when the chips are down, they would probably be able to get a cushy backup gig.
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    Kaepernick still no job

    Nothing is worse than being old and white, right? They must be racists. Especially the ones that wear Larry Fitzgerald jerseys.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    So, you're admitting this thread is really just all about how much you hate Foles. What a revelation!
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Because you said that in this very thread. Your actual quote was that Carr was "the best prospect to ever come out of the NFL draft", if memory serves.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    It sure has gotten quiet around here.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Love is blind. Until Carr's absolute and inevitable implosion, his delusion will not allow it.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    On which paper does it say they are a 7 win team? Did they get a new starting QB? :)
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    This thread rules.