Mortimer

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  1. Mortimer

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    That guy spelled Carrbage Time wrong.
  2. Mortimer

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    He hasn't visited this thread because he has been busy picking out sconces for the baby's room.
  3. Mortimer

    Kaepernick still no job

    What percentage of the NFL is made up of black players? Racism? Only a racist moron that views his own failures through a racial prism.
  4. If these washed up QBs could keep their mouths shut when the chips are down, they would probably be able to get a cushy backup gig.
  5. Mortimer

    Kaepernick still no job

    Nothing is worse than being old and white, right? They must be racists. Especially the ones that wear Larry Fitzgerald jerseys.
  6. Mortimer

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    So, you're admitting this thread is really just all about how much you hate Foles. What a revelation!
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Because you said that in this very thread. Your actual quote was that Carr was "the best prospect to ever come out of the NFL draft", if memory serves.
  8. Mortimer

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    It sure has gotten quiet around here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmRkS1os7k
  9. Mortimer

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Love is blind. Until Carr's absolute and inevitable implosion, his delusion will not allow it.
  10. Mortimer

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    On which paper does it say they are a 7 win team? Did they get a new starting QB? :)
  11. Mortimer

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    This thread rules.
  12. Mortimer

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    "Nothing you can say can take me away from my guy."
  13. Mortimer

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    It wasn't Carr's fault, it was his footwork. "Guilty feet have got no rhythm". :)
  14. Mortimer

    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    Well why doesn't he make all the throws, instead of having a completion % of 58.1? He did make all the throws to his linemen last year, so at least you can pleasure yourself to that stat.
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    Ongoing Derek Carr Thread

    He will argue that Carr has better "knee talent".