kingelvis

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About kingelvis

  • Rank
    Annoying Troll
  • Birthday 04/05/1974

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    Male
  • Location
    10 min to Lincoln Financial State Prison
  • Interests
    Hound doggin', wearin' blue suede shoes, shakin my waist for hot babydolls, combing my hair, makin hawaiin movies, flying on my personal jet

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOzaVpgeHJg

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  • Favorite Team
    Redskins
  • Favorite Player(s)
    elvis presley
  • Fan Since
    birth
  • First Name
    Elvis
  1. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    well in the eagles defense, their organization wouldnt be considered racist if they didnt continue to employ a player who enjoys challenging only black people to fist fights at concerts. but what can you say: the owner divorced his wife for a a girl young enough to be his kid. bought a football team with his daddy's money employs and even rewards players by giving them raises after they spew racial epitaths. what a classy organization, not.
  2. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    big time, racist eagles, they put up with riley cooper's country western onslaught of black people and reward him with a raise. but what can you expect from an owner who was born into wealth, bought the football team that he never was a fan of with his daddy's money, divorces his wife for a girl whos young enough to be his kid. disgusting racist organization with 0 super bowl championships....forever the "other team of the nfc east" the team we all laugh about,,lol
  3. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    the eagles organization had an opportunity to drop him (much like other organizations inside and outside of the world of sport have done in similar situations) when riley cooper spewed the clearest of racially charged language...they instead gave him a raise. lol. lol the eagles organizations....taking racism to a new level. (if only they could take their game to a new level instead of regular season wins) the eagles showed their true colors..racist.
  4. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    this (among many other places) is where you're wrong, you silly goose. See, I dont care what you think. why would I value the opinion of what a super bowl championship means to the memory of a fan from an eagles supporter, who knows nothing of them? the answer is i dont. LOL on many items here. LOL @ the eagles and winning a super bowl being used in the same sentence. thats comedy gold.LOL @ me caring that you call the team racists. they probably are! i dont care. i just watch the games, silly boy. But it certainly reminds me of a certain organization that employs (and subsquently gave a raise to!) a certain wide reciver who loves rattling off what are UNQUESTIOnED racial slurs at country concerts. this also is the organization picked up their new qb at the time straight from the federal prison....LololOl!!!, so lets day, virgin head coach, virgin fans, virgin racist organization = eagles
  5. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    i stopped reading here.
  6. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    i can sum this up like so: Giant fans, Cowboy fans, and Redskins fans..they're all similar to one another and differ from eagle fans. Giant, Cowboy, and Redskin fans are all like 40 year old fathers with happy families and children. we're all happy and content. sometimes , we talk about the great fun times of our youth, too. we just love life. then you have eagle fans. theyre the little skater punks you see hanging out outside the library. you kinda laugh att heir awkwardness and they try and make fun and talk about how cool they are "nowadays". they'll even tell us how they kiss lots of girls recently and we havent, since were "stuck" with our families. they may have diddled some in the recent past and how they even got to third base back in 2004! but when asked if they are still a virgin, they look down, ashamed, and admit they are. and then we all walk off laughing. summary: eagles fans are virgins (and so is their near 50 year old single coach)
  7. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    how about 1 of the next 50? lol.
  8. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    i cant, i dont have the power to change the name. but i could care less about the name, i only care bout the game. if people out there think the name is racist, thats fine, i understand why they do. if people out there think its not, thats also fine, understand that too. me, i dont care either way, just as long as they keep the best team colors burgandy and gold in tact.
  9. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    win 3 super bowls, then join the grown ups.
  10. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    When Eagle fans start their response of "oh this fan is going to talk about his team's Super Bowl accomplishments so I better pull out my emergency kit of 'let me show him how I dont care' responses", it always contains the same disguised crap of: 1. Respond to the SB remark with it being played out (as if the Eagles have warranted it not being played out. Have them won something of importance lately and I missed it? nahh, hehe, of course not). 2. Respond with "but but but, look at our titles back before we were born and before the NFL even had AFC teams in it. We secretly know you guys don't really refer to your titles back before you were born but we have to do this, because, well, its all we got...) 3. Overcompensation. The laughing too loud. The "im loving it" comments (someone eats at McDonalds too much). The emoticons. And the always popular "now rival fan is going to only say titles from a certain time period matter". Yeah I do, its called YOUR LIFETIME. All of which are neon signs of overreaction which I just love because its the reaction that I wanted and expected. This overreaction itself IS the truth. No matter what an Eagle fan says about OTHER teams, particularly in their own division (and the section of the forum that houses this thread is practically dedicated to bashing those teams), these fans privately know that Cowboy, Giant, and Redskin fans don't think anything of their beloved eagles and don't care that the eagle fan "doesnt care" what they think. The one and only thing Dallas, NY, and Wash fans have in common is our love for laughing at the poor eagle fan. Who loudly lets us know who won the most division titles recently. Who let's us know who's the model organization from 1998 to now. He boldly goes where most other teams dont (hosting a playoff game and losing at home). They are to us, afterall, the team that never quite got it done and therefore isn't in the elite club of this division. They say they do but their actions show that they don't fully comprehend that 20 years from now (heck, 1 year from now), nobody, not 1 single person, is going to care that you swept the Redskins last year and again this year in the regular season. Or you won some big wild card game one year. All people care about are those that win it all.) But thank you for showing that truth to me, sweetheart. Now go win one for the gipper, this year...ha
  11. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    nobody on planet earth cares about the final standings during a time when it had half the amt of teams; prior to the sb era. only eagle fans, actually. hahaha. (i didnt mention the redskins' 37 and 42 titles for a reason, because i could care less about them, there were only a fraction of the teams then and therefore dont matter much. not to mention i never saw them. i saw all 3 super bowl titles.) all that matters are league championships after the league merger, when the nfl was at full strength with the number of teams in the league. By the way, its not like I'm asking to much of your wonderful organization. The merger happened almost 50 years ago. surely your wonderful organization has something to show for it. or, perhaps your wonderful organization needs another 50 years..bwahaha.
  12. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    i have everything for you. franchise championships is everything. its where smarter people than you learn to bite their lip, and wait for when their team catches up in the trophy department. and, this is not about comig close. this is not about what team has won more regular season games. this is about franchise super bowl titles. youre inferior franchise is down by 3 (to the redskins) . and more to the other teams of the division, really, professor? you dont say. tell me professor, did they win those super bowls, though? and while youre at it, tell me professor, how many super bowls have the philadelphia eagles franchise won? after all, theyve been an active nfl participant in every year the super bowl has taken place, correct? so, how many have they won? go ahead...you can either write out the number or just use the goose egg symbol, whatever best represents your favorite team's body of work for the sports main prize for the past HALF CENTURY.
  13. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    i dont give a crap that you dont give a crap about the redskins. yawn, i already know this. but remember that the eagles two wins this year against the redskins will not enable them to get 3 super bowl trophies at the end of this year...and your franchise will remain inferior because of this.
  14. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    because its true. and it bothers you. because my team has super bowl titles and your team has none. and at the end of the day, thats all that will ever matter. not dan snyders record as owner. not what your team did in 2003 or 2004. not michael vicks monday night game. not the bodybag game. not washington beating philly in the playoffs in 1990. not last year. not 2012. the only thing that matters is what franchise has the hardware and what franchise has no super bowls. does it bother you? any response to this, regardless of what is said, is an understanding that it does bother you. and no response is an understanding that your franchise is indeed bottom of the historical ladder. (hint: theres only one way to stop this....your team needs to win a min of 3 super bowls)
  15. kingelvis

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    in the long tradition of fans talking crap back and forth that predates us and wil go on way after you and me.....looking at the ledger with all of the teams listed and the number of titles theyve won is ALL that matters.