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  1. Rome

    Post Your EMB Questions/Concerns Here

    The linebackers and safeties.
  2. Rome

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    You're on an Eagles message board and you want Eagles fans throwing Fing roses at your feet because the Redskins picked up another malcontent. Considering you're doing this in a thread whose initial subject was last year's money-grubbing malcontent, I find that particularly amusing.
  3. Rome

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    I prefer to dream about things like Jessica Alba's pink snapper personally.
  4. Rome

    Rolling R-word's (Trademark Pending) updates..

    Remember when Eagles fans here tried to tell the Redskins fans that Haynesworth was in it SOLELY for the money and his signing was a colossal blunder on the Redskins' part? Good times.
  5. Dear Ryan,

    What's a henway?

    Your pal,


  6. I can't wait to see who wins at the Vernons tonight.
  7. bumpy would run the risk of getting impregnated during their telepathic link, though, so...
  8. The space shuttle actually had colossal damage to its heat tile shield during its last mission. NASA had few options in terms of fixing it so they asked Vernon to say a prayer and miraculously the ship was fixed! Amazingly enough, 14 NASA female staffers also got spontaneously and simultaneously impregnated during Vernon's prayer. Vernon rules.
  9. Vernon Davis has such a huge D and it's been honed to such an extent by plundering so many female orifi, that he's being considered as a replacement drill should the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge ever be opened for oil exploration.
  10. Golfer Cristie Kerr kisses a glass phallus modeled after Vernon's manhood.