Captain F

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Captain F last won the day on June 21 2011

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    Shake that arse for me
  • Birthday 11/08/1978

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  1. Captain F

    Tyreek Hill under investigation for beating his son

    Any updates on this, or what the chiefs are going you do?
  2. Captain F

    Daks Agent wants $34m per year

    Stole this from reddit, but it paints the picture perfectly.... The stat that inspired me to write this up is actually a combination of 2 stats. There's the common viewpoint that Dak doesn't throw the ball downfield so I decided to look into that. In terms of intended air yards (average distance of all pass attempts without YAC) he is 23rd in the NFL with 7.6 IAY. Derek Carr is last with 6.3. Jameis Winston is first with 10.9. That's not great but there are guys like Roethlisberger and Brees that are actually below him in this category. So statistically speaking, he throws the ball downfield more than those guys. On the surface that doesn't look so bad. Then I looked at average time to throw. Dak is 3rd in the NFL at an average of 2.96 seconds to throw. Drew Brees is the fastest at 2.56 seconds. Josh Allen is the most at 3.18. So I grouped some people up. Of all 12 QBs with an average of 2.75 seconds and above to throw, only 3 of them have less than 8 IAY. Those three are Dak Prescott, Blake Bortles, and Brock Osweiller. The 9 that have above 8 IAY are Baker Mayfield, Aaron Rodgers, Josh Allen, Jared Goff, Deshaun Watson, Sam Darnold, Pat Mahomes, Alex Smith, and Russell Wilson. Of all 18 QBs that are below 8 IAY, only 3 take more than 2.75 seconds to throw. Those three are, once again, Dak Prescott, Brock Osweiller, and Blake Bortles. The other 15 QBs are Tom Brady, Ben Roethlisberger, Drew Brees, Nick Mullens, Carson Wentz, Andrew Luck, Ryan Tannehill, Eli Manning, Cam Newton, Kirk Cousins, Matthew Stafford, CJ Beathard, Marcus Mariota, and Case Keenum. So what does this tell me? Well when you're in a group with Bortles and Osweiller and no one else, that's usually not a good thing. But it tells me that Dak's number 1 problem as a QB is his inability to read a defense. It's not just the fact that he holds on to the ball too long, and it isn't just the fact that he's afraid to throw it down field. Some QBs hold on to the ball because they're 7 step drop players and they like to throw it deep (guys like Mahomes and Goff) then there are QBs that check it down quite a bit but make such fast reads that they're never getting sacked and they're constantly moving the chains (Brees and Brady). But then there are guys like Dak, Brock, and Bortles. Guys that are holding onto the ball like a 7 step drop QB but checking it down like a west coast QB. Dak takes too long to read a defense and stares down one receiver until it's too late. Witten pretty much said as much during the Monay night game when he called Dak a "one read QB."
  3. Captain F

    Daks Agent wants $34m per year

    Didn't Dak set a record in 2017 for most consecutive pass attempts under 15 yards? It was some crazy number, like 140 or something. Easy to have a high completion ratio when you check down every single play.
  4. Captain F

    Daks Agent wants $34m per year

    Without him, we don't win the Superbowl. He was the driving force behind that team for most of the season.
  5. Captain F

    Top 5 non eagles games to watch this year

    I rarely ever watch AFC vs AFC games. I think it has more to do with CBS's coverage then the games themselves.
  6. Captain F

    Daks Agent wants $34m per year

    Per PFT. Which added into his current contract puts the entire contract average at 5 years, $138m. An average of $27.6m per year. Do it Jerry .. doit.
  7. I recommend skipping those 2 ish holes and getting a real cheesesteak.
  8. Captain F

    Tyreek Hill under investigation for beating his son

    The fans in KC need to make a statement if they allow him back to the team. Total boycott.
  9. Captain F

    Ex NY Jet Mark Gastineau Is Very Ill

    1. Those guys were getting knocked out cold, or getting their bells rung on a regular basis. Didn't take a medical breakthrough to know brain damage was being caused. 2. I actually agree with.
  10. Captain F

    Ex NY Jet Mark Gastineau Is Very Ill

    Time to play devils advocate.... Every NFL player knows the risk. They all also know that they get no insurance. They all also are very willing to sign contracts for millions of dollars and retiring much earlier then the average Joe. No one is forcing them to play football. No one is stopping any of them from choosing an education and non physical career path. Just read a story on how he showed up to camp in a rolls royce , wearing a fur coat..... Ya. I don't feel bad that he is broke. Sucks about the cancer. Not the NFLs problem. As for CTE itself.... there is no way to eliminate it. Make all the contact rules you want. It will still happen on tackles, heads hitting the ground, etc.... so what can the NFL do? Offer 2 choices.... 1. Give players lifetime insurance but explain they still might get cte and won't live past 50 anyways 2. Don't give them insurance, let them use some of their millions earned to provide it for themselves. 3. End the game Btw. You can buy an insurance policy for roughly $500 a month. Over 30 years that's about 200k.... no reason these guys can't afford their own healthcare. They choose not to.
  11. Captain F

    Cardinals CB Patrick Peterson suspended

    Has he been traded to the cowboys or chiefs yet?
  12. Captain F

    The Seahawks Cut Chancellor

    Er.. Meh.... Gerd........
  13. Captain F

    JPP Broke Neck in Car accident

    Not life threatening, and not paralyzed, but could miss the season and possibly a career ender. I want to say something else happened to this guy, but i just can't put my finger on it...........
  14. Captain F

    Eli Manning Social Media Handle?