SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 sexual prowess discussion here! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronE.GLE 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 At the NFL Scouting combine, his genitalia weighed in at a whopping 54 lbs. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 Some facts about Vernon: Vernon? Hes scary. I bet he mutilates girls special area. 6194735[/snapback] Is there even anyone else named Davis in this draft? I bet you are right, his pecker is on roids. 6194768[/snapback] Im a lil slow today. He injects the roid into his dong. 6194780[/snapback] I heard he used a turkey baster and shot it directy into the urethra (again I'm sorry, but no link.) Regardless of this rumor, I still insist that I have a much better haircut, and considering I shave with a straight razor manufactured during the Dust Bowl I think it's safe to claim I am more daring. Basically, he may about to make millions of dollars today, he's still not as cool as this guy 6195056[/snapback] 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 What prompted Vern 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 Someone Vern plundered at the Combine. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronE.GLE 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 During his soph year at Maryland, the girls basketball team dubbed Vernon the "Girth Giver." An unnamed source stated that Vernon got three of the girls pregnant just by looking at them. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 Stretching before he shattered some poor co-eds bladder. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronE.GLE 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 While giving oral to Vernon Davis, a young college girl once dislocated her jaw. And that was just during a dream. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lovethatduce 22 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 I'd hit it. I wonder if he cougar hunts? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 Vern's press conference telling the media that he and Lexington Steele are not related, but he wouldnt mind doing some white girls with him down the road. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronE.GLE 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 I'd hit it. I wonder if he cougar hunts? 6963664[/snapback] If by that you mean "Does Vernon kill big cats with his ejaculate?" then the answer is yes. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 I'd hit it. I wonder if he cougar hunts? 6963664[/snapback] Vern hunts all of Gods woman. His dong knows no boundaries. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 Lex hearing about Vernons future plans. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 A bunch of white girls who just heard about Vern and Lex coming to their town for a ho down. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lovethatduce 22 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 Vern hunts all of Gods woman. His dong knows no boundaries. 6963673[/snapback] That sure made my day Where did all of this come from regarding sexual prowess and big schlong? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 Even though Vern lives and works in San Fran, the homosexuals have not scared him. In fact, he has gotten mass requests from homosexual men trying to tackle "Vern's Girth." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 San Franians sernading Vern. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronE.GLE 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 That sure made my day Where did all of this come from regarding sexual prowess and big schlong? 6963694[/snapback] Starts here 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 That sure made my day Where did all of this come from regarding sexual prowess and big schlong? 6963694[/snapback] I linked the thread earlier, but Next Level hooked it up too. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 Vernon leaving a gang bang that starred him and the 49ers cheerleading squad. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 Vern getting Biggest Rookie Dong Award. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 667 Report post Posted September 6, 2006 A satisfied Asian. She died moments later after most of her internal organs fell out. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
