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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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Some facts about Vernon:

Vernon?

Hes scary.  I bet he mutilates girls special area.

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Is there even anyone else named Davis in this draft? 

I bet you are right, his pecker is on roids.

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Im a lil slow today. 

He injects the roid into his dong.  flex.gif

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I heard he used a turkey baster and shot it directy into the urethra (again I'm sorry, but no link.)  Regardless of this rumor, I still insist that I have a much better haircut, and considering I shave with a straight razor manufactured during the Dust Bowl I think it's safe to claim I am more daring.  Basically, he may about to make millions of dollars today, he's still not as cool as this guy  smoke.gif

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During his soph year at Maryland, the girls basketball team dubbed Vernon the "Girth Giver." An unnamed source stated that Vernon got three of the girls pregnant just by looking at them.

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While giving oral to Vernon Davis, a young college girl once dislocated her jaw. And that was just during a dream.

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Vern's press conference telling the media that he and Lexington Steele are not related, but he wouldnt mind doing some white girls with him down the road.

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I'd hit it.  I wonder if he cougar hunts?  unsure.gif

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If by that you mean "Does Vernon kill big cats with his ejaculate?" then the answer is yes.

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I'd hit it.  I wonder if he cougar hunts?  unsure.gif

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Vern hunts all of Gods woman. His dong knows no boundaries.

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A bunch of white girls who just heard about Vern and Lex coming to their town for a ho down.

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Vern hunts all of Gods woman. His dong knows no boundaries.

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That sure made my day smile.gif

Where did all of this come from regarding sexual prowess and big schlong?

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Even though Vern lives and works in San Fran, the homosexuals have not scared him.

In fact, he has gotten mass requests from homosexual men trying to tackle "Vern's Girth."

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That sure made my day  smile.gif

Where did all of this come from regarding sexual prowess and big schlong?

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I linked the thread earlier, but Next Level hooked it up too.

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Vernon leaving a gang bang that starred him and the 49ers cheerleading squad.

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A satisfied Asian.

She died moments later after most of her internal organs fell out.

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