davegrohl 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2007 Next time you're eating turkey in late november, just be thankful you're not getting shattered by Vern and co. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronE.GLE 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2007 Groundskeepers at the former "Candlestick Park" were instructed to build a rail system to carry Vern's girth. The groundskeepers were more than happy about the work order as it would prevent them from re-sodding 3 foot wide strips after every home game. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoBirds2005 8 Report post Posted March 17, 2007 Groundskeepers at the former "Candlestick Park" were instructed to build a rail system to carry Vern's girth. The groundskeepers were more than happy about the work order as it would prevent them from re-sodding 3 foot wide strips after every home game. 8309091[/snapback] I Vern 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 661 Report post Posted March 17, 2007 8307494[/snapback] Good work, I was going to do the same soon. Groundskeepers at the former "Candlestick Park" were instructed to build a rail system to carry Vern's girth. The groundskeepers were more than happy about the work order as it would prevent them from re-sodding 3 foot wide strips after every home game. 8309091[/snapback] 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DE 376 Report post Posted March 17, 2007 Groundskeepers at the former "Candlestick Park" were instructed to build a rail system to carry Vern's girth. The groundskeepers were more than happy about the work order as it would prevent them from re-sodding 3 foot wide strips after every home game. 8309091[/snapback] Smart thinking. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cali49ersFan 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2007 Vernon Davis showed me his member, I am now blind. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaster22 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2007 If Vern's member destroyed 300 women in the forest, would it make a sound? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronE.GLE 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2007 If Vern's member destroyed 300 women in the forest, would it make a sound? 8313254[/snapback] Oh my God. The immense size of Vern's manhood has truly gone to his head if he now thinks of himself as Xerxes. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haloguy 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2007 For fear of making people uncomfortable, Vern always showered with swimming trunks on after games and practice. However, he knew he could no longer get away with that in the NFL without being the subject of ridicule. After his first 49ers practice, he walked to the locker room shower, brandished his junk in front of other men for the first time, and they all became instantly gay. Thousands of miles away (on a remote island) a massive electromagnetic pulse was detected and the skies turned purple. Was their button pushing somehow keeping his junk unbrandished? Did his impending junk reveal somehow compel them to stop pushing the button? Is Vern even real or is he a metaphor? 8307605[/snapback] 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BK Lounge 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 Vernon Davis has such a huge D and it's been honed to such an extent by plundering so many female orifi, that he's being considered as a replacement drill should the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge ever be opened for oil exploration. 8055035[/snapback] orifi 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doncorleyone 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 this thread is 'G' to the 'A' to they 'Y' why do you give a crap about another mans wood??? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronE.GLE 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 this thread is 'G' to the 'A' to they 'Y' why do you give a crap about another mans wood??? 8319171[/snapback] We are just making stuff up. YOU are the one reading it. So what is G to the A to the Y again? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrMuscle 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 Yes but they had to charter a Fedex 767 to do it. 7194988[/snapback] Fred Ex ? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doncorleyone 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 We are just making stuff up. YOU are the one reading it. So what is G to the A to the Y again? 8319369[/snapback] of course im reading it.. i thought he actually did something or got caught doing something.. but i guess ur just having a little fruity fun with this.. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronE.GLE 0 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 of course im reading it.. i thought he actually did something or got caught doing something.. but i guess ur just having a little fruity fun with this.. 8320245[/snapback] Says the guy with so little confidence in his own manhood. In place of that, may I suggest searching your true feelings, which in your case I have no doubt would result in the dropping of trou in some secluded location behind a rest stop. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DE 376 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 of course im reading it.. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 661 Report post Posted March 20, 2007 this thread is 'G' to the 'A' to they 'Y' why do you give a crap about another mans wood??? 8319171[/snapback] You should care about Vern, he may be the father of your child soon. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 661 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Almost to the year where Verns member made it onto the scene. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LA 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Vernon Davis P is so big, we're all living in it 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f_dallas 534 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 The seven-and-a-halfth floor in Being John Malkovich was originally designed as a wang storage tank for Vern when he was an intern on the 8th floor. Additionally, it had no magical powers powers before he worked there. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AIKMAN7981 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 Vern's member is so large it has outgrown our standard units of measurment. From this point on it shall be measured in units of time. For example : Vern's unit is two years long when fully grown, about 7 months long while he sleeps. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sgtw 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 This is a great draft at tightend in 2008 Vernon Davis will declare for the Nfl Draft. Vernons shlong will make history by being the only man and schlong to be drafted in the 1st round at diffrent positions. Yes you heard it here first the top Prospect in the Nfl draft ( Vernons Schlong) will be suiting up as linebacker. When asked about the desicion to line up opposite of the rest of him he replied " Glup, glup...glub..Squirt?" Which roughly translate to " I just want to pound some Tightends!" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paco 27,727 Report post Posted April 19, 2007 The San Francisco Tribune is reporting that the 49ers are considering replacing the Offensive Line with Veron's wang on passing downs, creating the first 4 TE-4 WR set formation. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
