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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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Vern's member is so large it has outgrown our standard units of measurment. From this point on it shall be measured in units of time. For example : Vern's unit is two years long when fully grown, about 7 months long while he sleeps.

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At the request of both NASA and the United Nations, Vernon has begun an extensive training program with legendary Oakland A's hitting coach, Dave Hudgens. After the 9 year program is completed, Vernon will be able to knock asteroid 2001 KX76 back into space, thus avoiding an extinction level event.

Book your seats early, as the light show is expected to be an unequaled event in the history of the planet.

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this thread is 'G' to the 'A' to they 'Y'

why do you give a crap about another mans wood???

I think we have established that Vernon is not a mere man, but a God who's presence requires the sacrafice of the eldest daughter of 100 families for every day he graces us.

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Any truth to the rumor that Vernon Davis's P has a large P?

Fixed.

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Not uncoincedentally, roast beef sales have quadrupled in the bay area since the 49ers drafted Vernon and his elephant trunk. By elephant trunk, I mean one of those elephants from the movie '300.'

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Fixed.

:lol:

Vernon Davis once visited "The Virgin Islands"...they are now known as "The Islands"

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I think VD might be my favorite TE in the entire league...I really hope he blossoms into one of the Elite TE'S

Boooooooooooo!!! :thumbsdown:

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but of couse I hope he chokes when we play the 49er's :rolleyes:

Boooooooo! :thumbsdown:

Read the thread man.

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"though Davis was appreciative that the world had finally come together to sculped a monument to his manhood, he was a bit upset that they got the color wrong"

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wow a whole thread with a bunch of so claimed heterosexual males talking about the size of another mans P.

dont worry though you dont sound gay at all <_<

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I went to California to see the Redwoods, the tallest trees in America, I ended up in San Fran (damn VD)

After that I went to see General Sherman

It was renamed General Vernon

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Vern is the sole producer of icing for any pastries in the world...

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wow a whole thread with a bunch of so claimed heterosexual males talking about the size of another mans P.

dont worry though you dont sound gay at all <_<

Nothing screams hetero like complete insecurity in one's masculinity.

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Happy 1 year Anniversary Vern!!!

I invite all to read this thread from the beginning and embrace it. My apologies for the orginial draft day thread being unable to link.

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Nothing screams hetero like complete insecurity in one's masculinity.

Amen brother. Amen!

Happy 1 year Anniversary Vern!!!

It's hard to believe it's been an entire year since this whole thing started.

Who will be this year's Vernon Davis?

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It's hard to believe it's been an entire year since this whole thing started.

Who will be this year's Vernon Davis?

While there will never be another Vernon Davis, Jamarcus Russell and Calvin Johnson are vying to be his protege.

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While there will never be another Vernon Davis, Jamarcus Russell and Calvin Johnson are vying to be his protege.

I'm not so sure about that. If the Falcons trade up to get Quinn, he could get infected with herpes by slipping into Vick's used jock.

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Man I heard Davis is pure muscle with very little fat. That's crazy :blink:

If by muscle you mean love muscle, then you are correct.

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Vernon Davis's P is so long that it has impregnated 25 women in the future... today

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