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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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I don't bother with anything that doesn't involve two chicks and a cup.

:drool::lol:

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I don't bother with anything that doesn't involve two chicks and a cup.

You know you've been thoroughly desensitized to disturbing images by the internet when you can watch that and laugh.

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People say Vern is all media hype, people dont know that Vern seeds travels faster than a speeding bullet.

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Vern is celebrating this Valentines Day in style.

Hes shattering bladders, shifting kidneys, and hammerin hymens all over the Left Coast.

Rumor has it he may make his run east sometime after 6am.

No one can stop Vern, not even VD.

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Scientists claim Global Warming has something to do with fossil fuels, but there is a growing theory among experts. Essentially, planetary climate change caused by an incredible instantaneous increase in junk friction starting in 1984. You do the math.

global-warming-graph.jpg

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Why are young women thrilled by Obama?

Because he's endorsed by Vernon Davis.

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Why are young women thrilled by Obama?

Because he's endorsed by Vernon Davis.

and Obama is a mear 6" shorter than VD's wang.

Charlie Casserly reported this morning that the 49ers could trade VD to the Miami Dolphins in order to prevent VD from impregnating the women of San Francisco. What the 49ers FO people don't quite understand is that VD can still impregnate the women of San Fran by squirting a load into the San Fran bay ......... from Miami Beach.

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Scientists claim Global Warming has something to do with fossil fuels, but there is a growing theory among experts. Essentially, planetary climate change caused by an incredible instantaneous increase in junk friction starting in 1984. You do the math.

global-warming-graph.jpg

0-015779870.jpg

CLICK CLACK :drool::wub:

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This picture... I just keep coming back to it.

If you've looked at it more than once, I have wonderful news for you. You're pregnant.

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If you've looked at it more than once, I have wonderful news for you. You're pregnant.

Interesting.

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If you've looked at it more than once, I have wonderful news for you. You're pregnant.

not good enough for me. I want him to impregnate me. :P

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If you've looked at it more than once, I have wonderful news for you. You're pregnant.

:roll::thumbsup:

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this thread finally got moved to WU huh?

:unsure:

Why would it, its about football.

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