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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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we should take shifts... somebody bump this every month.

okay, there's mine. :whistle:

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This is the funniest thread EVER!

oh.....

Vernon Davis doesn't just dig kidneys, he digs graves for them too.

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Vernon Davis ripped a hole in the space time continuum during his 40 at the combine and spent a few minutes in 1979, where he fathered Antonio Gates, before jumping back and finishing his run.

:roll::roll::roll:

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I heard Jessica only goes to Cowboys games to get a breather from 6 days with Vernon. The reason she picks Dallas is because that is where the end of his member is when she gets off.

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Shawn Merriman with Vern and the midget he employs to walk around and make sure his junk isn't dragging

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Vern doesn't mind signing autographs, taking a picture with a fan, or impregnating women with his eyes, but getting propositioned during a game is a little ridiculous.

606-1S3VERNON.standalone.prod_affiliate.

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After a quick romp, the zipper in her dress was installed to keep her torso in one piece

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PASADENA (AP) - Could Vernon Davis' sexual prowness be the next step in the human evolutionary process? That's what these brave biologists are hoping to uncover at the famed Cal Tech biology center. Under these microscopes are samples of V.D.'s man-batter, which 3 female biologists valiantly sacrificed ther lives to extract. There have been no breakthroughs yet, but certainly in the days to come we could be hearing about what exactly makes Vernon's girth so massive, and what it means to the future of our species.

Also, there will be a funeral service announced for the lives of the 3 female biologists. Needless to say, this will be a closed casket viewing.

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PASADENA (AP) - Could Vernon Davis' sexual prowness be the next step in the human evolutionary process? That's what these brave biologists are hoping to uncover at the famed Cal Tech biology center. Under these microscopes are samples of V.D.'s man-batter, which 3 female biologists valiantly sacrificed ther lives to extract. There have been no breakthroughs yet, but certainly in the days to come we could be hearing about what exactly makes Vernon's girth so massive, and what it means to the future of our species.

Also, there will be a funeral service announced for the lives of the 3 female biologist. Needless to say, this will be a closed casket viewing.

:lol:

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He hasn't gotten in the endzone yet this season. He'll get there Sunday...

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BTW, How did this thread get started anyway?

The day he got drafted...long story.

He hasn't gotten in the endzone yet this season. He'll get there Sunday...

Vernon lives in the endzone.

Endzone as in anus.

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Here's a pic of Vern with a young lady he met at the pool. You can clearly see the ball-induced bruises on her left thigh from their romp earlier in the day.

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