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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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Vernon Davis, D Hall, and Pacman Jones are the most overrated players in the NFL.

She was a skank, anyway. You deserve better.

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Should get a Vontae Davis thread in here now.

Huh? That makes no sense really.

Little known factoid: In January of 2001, Vernon Davis had P reduction surgery to bring his junk down to a manageable 54 lbs. The leftover biohazard material wasn't disposed of properly, started to regenerate and grew into an entirely new human being. This entity became an athletic beast in its own right and entered the NFL Draft under the name Vontae Davis.

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Vern explaining to a teammate how his gargantuan P is both a blessing and curse.

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The torrential down pour over the East Coast the past few weeks isnt really rain, its just Vern engaging in an orgy.

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For the sake of the reputation of Eagle fans...... can ya'll PLEASE remove this thread or change the batty bwoy thread title.

stfu

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