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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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Photographer asking VD how many moose knuckles he plans on eviscerating before their brunch reservation.

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Again with spam? We don't take kindly to people like you.

i reported him. i guess the mods are still sleeping.

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:lol:

He really attacked this section didn't he?

he hit R&R so i reported him before he got a more serious forum. i just saw mod 2 in voodoo's thread in WU. mod 2 better wake the F up and get this spammer.

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He lost his sexiness when he cut his dreads off. Without them his dong is useless.

Except to be used as a mallet in the State Fair's new game, Whack-a-Hoe, where hopefully Vern will splatter your head in a Gallagher-esque display.

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Guest PolkaDotPants

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Vernon Davis's colossal member has gotten to be so problematic with his route running, Mike Singletary has demanded that Vernon dress his tool in the opposing team's uniform every week.

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We are two days away from a Vern Encounter and this thread has been silent for weeks.

Such a breakdown of communication is unacceptable.

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Hopefully he can impale Kolb's chimphole and bring out his fiery side.

If Kolb gets violated by Vern's monstrous, masterful girth I (as I'm sure many of you) believe he will initially feel a spout of total defeat, before his ultimate submission to all that is VD's wang.

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Vern just heard the EMB is being replaced.

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He cried so hard, his thunderstick fell out of his pants, touched the ground, and fathered the world's first ever man/plant hybrid.

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Here's one from the family photo album. Vern, just doing what he loves second/third most in the world...being a father. This was taken in his basement with what he calls "the class of '99".

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why is he lifting weights with DJax?

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why is he lifting weights with DJax?

Because he wants him to get a bit stronger so that once he's consistently able to beat press-coverage he'll be truly unstoppable. :thumbsdown::o

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Calling All Captains! Vernon Davis was spoted promoting his new line of condoms this week: Spiced Magnums

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:thumbsdown:

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