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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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Vernon being carried off the field by the opposing team after his pogo stick tore through his pants. His cup is still imbedded 13 inches under the surface of the field.

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Vernon dresses his partners up in this, usually after he hoses them down.

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That isnt a player trying to tackle him, it is actually Vern's genitals weighing him down.

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No one can get enough of Vernons meat packing plant.

This man later lost his hand due to Davis' erection.

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Vernon doesnt wear gloves to catch a football, the gloves just want to be closer to his member.

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Some jealous white guys after Vern stole their wives, daughters, and mothers.

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Vernon even shows empathy toward the handicapped when it comes to breaking off some of his dong.

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Not the first, nor last of the hip replacements that Vernon will be paying for.

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This is Vernons street. Cops sometime have to block it off so EMT crews can piece together the bodies after Vern throws a party.

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There is an Urban Legend that a girl once exploded just looking at this pick.

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A bunch of white girls who just heard about Vern and Lex coming to their town for a ho down.

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The one on the left has down syndrome. Perfect.

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scaled down of course

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Of course. The original wouldnt fit on the screen.

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