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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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Showing his versatility, Vern decides to split a few sides with a humorous anecdote (instead of torsos, with his flesh ax).

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I think he was telling her (and showing her) that you will feel it up this high... Im serious sweetie..... Its huge

I heard you also have to sign a consent form before all sexual acts are performs so you cant sue him when he shifts around your internal organs with his massive organ.

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1) I knew this would be back

2) I loved his "ALL ABOUT ME" comments after the game.

None of this "my QB hit me in stride, the line got us time, coach called a good play"

Just "I stepped up and made the plays"

Great first playoff game for Smith and Davis.

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Proud to see this guy come from getting sent to the showers because the coach "needs winners" to the cusp of becoming "a winner".

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Everything is big when youre the Vern.

No way, bro-ham. Everything is little when you are with Vern.

:o

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