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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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I immediately thought about this thread when I saw the replay

Me too. "He grabbed Vernon Davis by his Sexual Prow!"

(The thread used to be spelled 'Vernon Davis Sexual Prowness")

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Me too. "He grabbed Vernon Davis by his Sexual Prow!"

(The thread used to be spelled 'Vernon Davis Sexual Prowness")

What the F?! Why was it changed? I never even noticed.

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http://profootballta...wouldnt-let-go/

The legend continues...

I immediately thought about this thread when I saw the replay

Me too. "He grabbed Vernon Davis by his Sexual Prow!"

(The thread used to be spelled 'Vernon Davis Sexual Prowness")

I too, thought immediately of this thread when I saw the play.

:peng:

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It's been months since we've heard from Vern. Stories like these remind us all that in times of great distress, Vern's massive girth is there for us all to grab onto... both literally and figuratively.

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Seriously though, that is some heavy machinery. It was halfway down his leg.

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No fine on the play.

In other news, T.J. McDonald's wife and immediate family are all pregnant.

Street justice? No. This is Vern Justice.

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I thought about showing my wife the replay when it happened, but I was worried she would get preggo. And her tubes are tied :(

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I thought about showing my wife the replay when it happened, but I was worried she would get preggo. And her tubes are tied :(

You should show her this thread, she may have twins then.

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Since being drafted by the 49ers, tourism to the Redwood National and State parks has declined steadily, as more and more people flock to see black wood instead

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In preparation of Vern's potential return to the playing field this Sunday, local Walgreens and Rite Aids have been providing women in the San Francisco Bay area free contraceptives along with their seasonal flu shots.

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