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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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Golfer Cristie Kerr kisses a glass phallus modeled after Vernon's manhood.

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Good Lord I just spit milk all over my keyboard. laugh.gif

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Vern's press conference telling the media that he and Lexington Steele are not related, but he wouldnt mind doing some white girls with him down the road.

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Any updates today?

There has to be some poor victim walking around with a gapping hole in SF right now.

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Any updates today?

There has to be some poor victim walking around with a gapping hole in SF right now.

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While it is now common knowledge that Vernon's member is massive, there is also a little known fact that his rectum is just as large, proportionally speaking of course. In fact, it is widely believed that his sexual partners are on steroids just like his unit.

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**********News Flash***********

Scientist have confirmed that the hole in the atmosphere was infact caused by an aroused Vernon Davis. This discovery was made when on inspection of the hole the atmosphere began to give birth to quadrublit planets that all had dreads and vernons face implanted on the hemisphere.

In other news Venus is now sporting her very own ozone fractor

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While giving oral to Vernon Davis, a young college girl once dislocated her jaw.  And that was just during a dream.

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sideroll.gif This thread is hilarious.

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Lifting While Fisting

While it is now common knowledge that Vernon's member is massive, there is also a little known fact that his rectum is just as large, proportionally speaking of course.  In fact, it is widely believed that his sexual partners are on steroids just like his unit.

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i love how you translated chuck norris to vernon davis..

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It sort of just happened to turn out that way, no biggie.

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Vernons member tripped up the man in the background. He is good 20 yards away.

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Number 14 learning that Vernon just impregnated every woman he knows from Coach.

In one hour.

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Beneath Vern are the womens Freshman and Sophomore classes of Maryland.

"Triumph of Co-eds"

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The hole in the ozone has absolutely nothing to do with CFC's

Greenspan has filed a direct complaint wih V.D. It seems every morning he wakes up and knocks the hole a lil bit bigger

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