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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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Click Clack!! the sound girls pelvis's being broken by Davis.

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On draft day many assumed Vernon Davis was crying tears of joy after achieving a life-long dream. But the tears truly fell with the realization that his swath of Vaginal destruction would be spreading westward. For Vernon's superior wang is both a blessing and a curse. meh.gif

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Can anyone contribute?

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As Dice would say, "Hellz yez." I encourage anyone with a twisted mind to contribute, as this thread has the potential for true greatness.

Click Clack!! the sound girls pelvis's being broken by Davis.

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On draft day many assumed Vernon Davis was crying tears of joy after achieving a life-long dream.

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Vernon Davis is simply going around and cleaning up what Ryan Howard has already pillaged.

You want proof? The front page of ESPN has a picture of Ryan and the headline is "Deep Impact". You don't really think they are talking about HR's do you?

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Final stats from the weekend

5 Receptions

37 Yards

1 Touchdown

1 Fumble

3 Paternity suits

4 Shattered pelvises

37 women that will never again be able to be satisfied by any other man

Solid outing, hate to see the fumble though

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Both genders alike appreciate the beauty and magnificence of Vernon Davis' genetilia.

After the showing, none of the audience members were ever seen again.

Theory has it, they are being held captive by Davis' P

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Vernon Davis ripped a hole in the space time continuum during his 40 at the combine and spent a few minutes in 1979, where he fathered Antonio Gates, before jumping back and finishing his run.

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Vernon must be deep into his playbook rather than girls intestines, since there has been no updates lately.

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I think he may be in the midst of a 96 hour lovemaking session.

We really won't know any details until it's over and the survivors come forward with their stories.

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Vernon Davis ripped a hole in the space time continuum during his 40 at the combine and spent a few minutes in 1979, where he fathered Antonio Gates, before jumping back and finishing his run.

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It is rumored, but unconfirmed, that Vern and his member are responsible for almost 3% of the worlds population.

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Number 75 is ashamed to be in Vern's presence.

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Are you sure it is 3% of population? I thought it was 3% of the Earth's liquids.

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Are you sure it is 3% of population?  I thought it was 3% of the Earth's liquids.

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laugh.gif Lets hope its population.

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Here, VD is trying to push one of his testicules back into his tights.

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This had me laughing out loud by myself like a **** laugh.gif

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