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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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THis has to be the gayest thread ever made..And By gay I mean Super Gay..Its like a gay orgy in here..No doubt we have san fran natives in here

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BREAKING NEWS! Vernon is holding a press conference as to why you should not refer to him as "V.D."

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This is the trademark Vernon Davis "I just impregnated a small town" smirk.

Its been patented.

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Vernon Davis ripped a hole in the space time continuum during his 40 at the combine and spent a few minutes in 1979, where he fathered Antonio Gates, before jumping back and finishing his run.

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A little known factoid is George Washington's house used to be called "George Washington's house" until 1/31/84, when the birth of a super-human who could help the U.S. take the next giant leap in evolution prompted the government to initiate a campaign designed to re-seed the nation.

They officially renamed George's house "Mount Vernon" and the rest is history.

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We are going to Vernons home next week, lets just hope his dong doesnt slay any of our LBs and DBs.

Also, be thankful it isnt a home game. Philly would be out a whole lot of women.

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We are going to Vernons home next week, lets just hope his dong doesnt slay any of our LBs and DBs.

Also, be thankful it isnt a home game.  Philly would be out a whole lot of women.

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We are going to Vernons home next week, lets just hope his dong doesnt slay any of our LBs and DBs.

Also, be thankful it isnt a home game.  Philly would be out a whole lot of women.

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Rumor has it that Vern has been seen practing his lassooing technique to surprise unwitting defenders this week. The sheer anaconda like strength has been known to pop a man's head clean off.

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Rumor has it that Vern has been seen practing his lassooing technique to surprise unwitting defenders this week.  The sheer anaconda like strength has been known to pop a man's head clean off.

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I had heard a rumor that when he made his game-saving catch against Navy last year, Vernon had used his giant member to fend off the entire Midshipmen defense, wielding it like a sabre.

This thread only confirms the rumor.

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I had heard a rumor that when he made his game-saving catch against Navy last year, Vernon had used his giant member to fend off the entire Midshipmen defense, wielding it like a sabre.

This thread only confirms the rumor.

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To the pleasant suprise OF the midshipmen

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