ajbarnes 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2006 THis has to be the gayest thread ever made..And By gay I mean Super Gay..Its like a gay orgy in here..No doubt we have san fran natives in here 6973544[/snapback] Tell me about it! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavywchamp 2,068 Report post Posted September 15, 2006 I hope everyone posting comments about Davis are women. This aint my type of party so C-Ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paco 26,521 Report post Posted September 16, 2006 BREAKING NEWS! Vernon is holding a press conference as to why you should not refer to him as "V.D." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 661 Report post Posted September 16, 2006 This is the trademark Vernon Davis "I just impregnated a small town" smirk. Its been patented. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mcnabb2Westbrook5-36 4 Report post Posted September 16, 2006 Vernon Davis ripped a hole in the space time continuum during his 40 at the combine and spent a few minutes in 1979, where he fathered Antonio Gates, before jumping back and finishing his run. 7022037[/snapback] 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rondedawkins 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2006 lol 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andre for Eagles 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2006 Vern's press conference telling the media that he and Lexington Steele are not related, but he wouldnt mind doing some white girls with him down the road. 6963670[/snapback] LOLZ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f_dallas 534 Report post Posted September 17, 2006 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilovemetal 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2006 davis is a freak. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f_dallas 534 Report post Posted September 17, 2006 A little known factoid is George Washington's house used to be called "George Washington's house" until 1/31/84, when the birth of a super-human who could help the U.S. take the next giant leap in evolution prompted the government to initiate a campaign designed to re-seed the nation. They officially renamed George's house "Mount Vernon" and the rest is history. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 661 Report post Posted September 17, 2006 f dallas coming through with some huge ones!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 661 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 We are going to Vernons home next week, lets just hope his dong doesnt slay any of our LBs and DBs. Also, be thankful it isnt a home game. Philly would be out a whole lot of women. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DE 376 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 We are going to Vernons home next week, lets just hope his dong doesnt slay any of our LBs and DBs. Also, be thankful it isnt a home game. Philly would be out a whole lot of women. 7070172[/snapback] I'm sure Jeff Garcia will be the first to introduce himself to Vern 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McFreakNasty 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 We are going to Vernons home next week, lets just hope his dong doesnt slay any of our LBs and DBs. Also, be thankful it isnt a home game. Philly would be out a whole lot of women. 7070172[/snapback] Rumor has it that Vern has been seen practing his lassooing technique to surprise unwitting defenders this week. The sheer anaconda like strength has been known to pop a man's head clean off. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgib7687 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Rumor has it that Vern has been seen practing his lassooing technique to surprise unwitting defenders this week. The sheer anaconda like strength has been known to pop a man's head clean off. 7072098[/snapback] Matt McCoy's done for... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLC 661 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Vernon may unleash the helicopter move on Dhani. Ut oh. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ericmichaelace 92 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 I'm sure Jeff Garcia will be the first to introduce himself to Vern 7070838[/snapback] NICE. Funny ****. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andre for Eagles 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Vernon may unleash the helicopter move on Dhani. Ut oh. 7072635[/snapback] I hope he does, then we have Barber/Trot/McCoy as starters 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
717eagle 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 I had heard a rumor that when he made his game-saving catch against Navy last year, Vernon had used his giant member to fend off the entire Midshipmen defense, wielding it like a sabre. This thread only confirms the rumor. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rob davis 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 that was the worst thread i had ever seen!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaster22 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 I had heard a rumor that when he made his game-saving catch against Navy last year, Vernon had used his giant member to fend off the entire Midshipmen defense, wielding it like a sabre. This thread only confirms the rumor. 7074105[/snapback] To the pleasant suprise OF the midshipmen 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgib7687 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 To the pleasant suprise OF the midshipmen 7074681[/snapback] They are now Vernon's "Seamen." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
717eagle 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 They are now Vernon's "Seamen." 7074901[/snapback] 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmaster22 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Hey thailor!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Central 1 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 This is the funniest thread I've read in ages! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
