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Anna Nicole Smtih's son killed himself when he saw that his newborn baby brother, 'Little Vern', had a member three times larger than his.

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Just a few moments ago on the left coasts, hundreds of women have experienced "The Vern."

Many will never be able to be pleasured by another man again.

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Just a few moments ago on the left coasts, hundreds of women have experienced "The Vern."

Many will never be able to be pleasured by another man again.

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tongue.gif I could hear their cries of pleasure/pain from here.

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Vern Davis is carted off. sad.gif On that cart rides the hopes of thousands perhaps even millions of women worldwide.

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Vern Davis is carted off.  sad.gif On that cart rides the hopes of thousands perhaps even millions of women worldwide.

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his legs couldnt support his "weight" so he had to be carted off the field.

bad break for the niners, i hope he is ok.

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According to a reliable source (J. Garcia) Eric Johnson's "Gerth" pales in comparison to that of Mr. Davis. He went on to say that Johnson's member was comprable in size to that of his own, only while looking at his heterosexual counterpart. This only confirms the remarks of one Terrell Owens.

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Once doubters, the trainers on the cart see the rumors about Vern are true.

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While using his roundhouse kick to fell mature Redwood trees just outside of SanFran, Chuck Norris was befuddled when his leg shattered into a thousand pieces. The logging crew later informed Mr. Norris that he had mistakenly ventured into the private campground of Vernon Davis, and that morning wood was the source of the improbable leg breakage.

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On a serious note, did he really break his leg? Everything I've seen is "quad injury".

Also, Being one of the few NFL players with a spare leg, he couldn't have suffered a more convenient injury.

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While using his roundhouse kick to fell mature Redwood trees just outside of SanFran, Chuck Norris was befuddled when his leg shattered into a thousand pieces.  The logging crew later informed Mr. Norris that he had mistakenly ventured into the private campground of Vernon Davis, and that morning wood was the source of the improbable leg breakage.

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While using his roundhouse kick to fell mature Redwood trees just outside of SanFran, Chuck Norris was befuddled when his leg shattered into a thousand pieces.  The logging crew later informed Mr. Norris that he had mistakenly ventured into the private campground of Vernon Davis, and that morning wood was the source of the improbable leg breakage.

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Because Chuck Norris internet humor is still funny.

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Because Chuck Norris internet humor is still funny.

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Because it is... So STFU

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