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*Official "Vernon Davis sexual prowess" Thread*

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Due to the nature of Vern's injury, there is a well kept staff of people to service him 24 hours a day.

They only last for one day due to the "work."

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While using his roundhouse kick to fell mature Redwood trees just outside of SanFran, Chuck Norris was befuddled when his leg shattered into a thousand pieces.  The logging crew later informed Mr. Norris that he had mistakenly ventured into the private campground of Vernon Davis, and that morning wood was the source of the improbable leg breakage.

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Who is Vernon Davis?

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No one has ever caught the real thing on camera, but some enthusiasts have found a junk print in the woods that suggests he's about 15 meters tall and weighing in at over 3 metric tonnes from the waist down.

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over rated

over hyped

over paid

over

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Oh come off it, this kind of stuff happens all the time in the NFL. It results from "playing football". A similar injury, though more serious happend to Jevon Kearse two weeks ago.

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Vernon Davis has the luck of 'K2'...another overhyped TE

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One injury and he is an assanine media prostitute who endagers himself off of the field? Please.

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As a young child, Vernon Davis was curious about the abnormally large shaft in his pants. He decided to "experiment" at the nearby ostrich farm which caused must distress with the local veterinarian, but even with the help of the county coroner the case is still officially unsolved. However, everyone in town immediately knew what had happened once photos circulated around the small community.

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Worried that a genital rash might be an STD, doctors in San Fran took a tissue sample from Vernon's thundermaker. After the rash was determined to be caused from chaffing rather than anything sexual in nature, the tissue sample was used to make 3,230 leather recliners.

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Golfer Cristie Kerr kisses a glass phallus modeled after Vernon's manhood.

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Do you think that, after looking at this picture, she said, "Oh God, I hope no one sees this?!"

FYI: This thread is surprisingly funny, yet horribly gay at the same time.

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The polar ice caps are actually load from one of Vernons wet dreams.

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Vernon's injury was not related to football...

His wang whipped around as he spun accidently shattering his hip.

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Vernon's injury was not related to football...

His wang whipped around as he spun accidently shattering his hip.

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Due to this accident, Davis's wang has been airlifted to a hospital just outside San Francisco.

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Due to this accident, Davis's wang has been airlifted to a hospital just outside San Francisco.

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Yes but they had to charter a Fedex 767 to do it.

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Vernon Davis is officially known as the "father" of the grand canyon

He sawa whole in the mountains and thought "Why not?"

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Vernon Davis is officially known as the "father" of the grand canyon

He sawa whole in the mountains and thought "Why not?"

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Looks like around the NFL doesn't have mods

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!

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This funny thread was almost gone.

When is Vern scheduled to come back?

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