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The Good, The Bad... and The Ugly! NFL Players

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Out of the CURRENT PLAYERS IN THE NFL, who would you plug into each slot? Below is the category list for easy copy & paste in your replies.

Feel free to respond to some and leave others blank, pick and choose, whatever. I know I don't know the answers to a lot of these... which is part of the reason I'm asking. So just answer the ones that interest you.

Also, try to stick to mainly starters and maybe some 2nd-string players (so long as they get significant playing time like a 3rd WR or a time-sharing HB) to avoid the obvious statements like "Worst blocking RB: Ryan Moats" (dunno if he is, just an example).

Note: I make the distinction between HB (halfback, not H-back) and FB to be more specific, rather than just saying RB.

Best pass-catching HB:

Worst pass-catching HB:

Best HB considering ability to run the ball only, not pass-catching:

Worst HB considering ability to run the ball only, not pass-catching:

Best blocking HB:

Worst blocking HB:

Best pocket-passing QB:

Worst pocket-passing QB:

Best mobile/scrambling QB:

Worst mobile/scrambling QB:

Most accurate QB:

Least accurate QB:

Best throwing power QB:

Worst throwing power QB:

Best possession WR:

Worst possession WR:

Best route-running WR:

Worst route-running WR:

Best blocking WR:

Worst blocking WR:

Best blocking TE:

Worst blocking TE:

Best pass-catching TE:

Worst pass-catching TE:

Best ball-running FB:

Worst ball-running FB:

Best blocking FB:

Worst blocking FB:

Best hard-hitting DB:

Worst hard-hitting DB:

Best tackling DB:

Worst tackling DB:

Best coverage DB:

Worst coverage DB:

Best pass-rushing LB:

Worst pass-rushing LB:

Best run-stopping LB:

Worst run-stopping LB:

Best coverage LB:

Worst coverage LB:

Best pass-rushing D-lineman:

Worst pass-rushing D-lineman:

Best run-stopping D-lineman:

Worst run-stopping D-lineman:

Best pass-blocking O-lineman:

Worst pass-blocking O-lineman:

Best run-blocking O-lineman:

Worst run-blocking O-lineman:

Ugliest starter in the NFL:

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thats easy every starter on the eagles roster is the best and the worst is every starter on the cowgirls...next :D

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Best pass-catching HB:

Worst pass-catching HB:

Best HB considering ability to run the ball only, not pass-catching:

Worst HB considering ability to run the ball only, not pass-catching:

Best blocking HB:

Worst blocking HB:

Best pocket-passing QB:

Worst pocket-passing QB:

Best mobile/scrambling QB:

Worst mobile/scrambling QB:

Most accurate QB:

Least accurate QB:

Best throwing power QB:

Worst throwing power QB:

Best possession WR:

Worst possession WR:

Best route-running WR:

Worst route-running WR:

Best blocking WR:

Worst blocking WR:

Best blocking TE:

Worst blocking TE:

Best pass-catching TE:

Worst pass-catching TE:

Best ball-running FB:

Worst ball-running FB:

Best blocking FB:

Worst blocking FB:

Best hard-hitting DB:

Worst hard-hitting DB:

Best tackling DB:

Worst tackling DB:

Best coverage DB:

Worst coverage DB:

Best pass-rushing LB:

Worst pass-rushing LB:

Best run-stopping LB:

Worst run-stopping LB:

Best coverage LB:

Worst coverage LB:

Best pass-rushing D-lineman:

Worst pass-rushing D-lineman:

Best run-stopping D-lineman:

Worst run-stopping D-lineman:

Best pass-blocking O-lineman:

Worst pass-blocking O-lineman:

Best run-blocking O-lineman:

Worst run-blocking O-lineman:

Ugliest starter in the NFL:

Wow that's a lot of catagories.

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thats easy every starter on the eagles roster is the best and the worst is every starter on the cowgirls...next :D

:lol:

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thats easy every starter on the eagles roster is the best and the worst is every starter on the cowgirls...next :D

I'll go with this answer.

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Some obvious answer below...

Best pass-catching HB: Brian Westbrook

Worst pass-catching HB:

Best HB considering ability to run the ball only, not pass-catching: Adrian Peterson

Worst HB considering ability to run the ball only, not pass-catching:

Best blocking HB:

Worst blocking HB:

Best pocket-passing QB: Tom Brady

Worst pocket-passing QB: Rex Grossman

Best mobile/scrambling QB: Vince Young

Worst mobile/scrambling QB:

Most accurate QB: Peyton Manning

Least accurate QB:

Best throwing power QB:

Worst throwing power QB: Chad Pennington

Best possession WR: Reggie Wayne

Worst possession WR:

Best route-running WR:

Worst route-running WR:

Best blocking WR:

Worst blocking WR:

Best blocking TE:

Worst blocking TE:

Best pass-catching TE: Antonio Gates

Worst pass-catching TE:

Best ball-running FB:

Worst ball-running FB:

Best blocking FB:

Worst blocking FB:

Best hard-hitting DB:

Worst hard-hitting DB:

Best tackling DB:

Worst tackling DB:

Best coverage DB: Champ Bailey

Worst coverage DB:

Best pass-rushing LB: Shawne Merriman

Worst pass-rushing LB:

Best run-stopping LB:

Worst run-stopping LB:

Best coverage LB:

Worst coverage LB:

Best pass-rushing D-lineman: Jared Allen

Worst pass-rushing D-lineman:

Best run-stopping D-lineman:

Worst run-stopping D-lineman:

Best pass-blocking O-lineman:

Worst pass-blocking O-lineman:

Best run-blocking O-lineman:

Worst run-blocking O-lineman:

Ugliest starter in the NFL:

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Some obvious answer below...

Best pass-catching HB: Brian Westbrook

Worst pass-catching HB:

Best HB considering ability to run the ball only, not pass-catching: Adrian Peterson

Worst HB considering ability to run the ball only, not pass-catching:

Best blocking HB:

Worst blocking HB:

Best pocket-passing QB: Tom Brady

Worst pocket-passing QB: Rex Grossman

Best mobile/scrambling QB: Vince Young

Worst mobile/scrambling QB:

Most accurate QB: Peyton Manning

Least accurate QB:

Best throwing power QB:

Worst throwing power QB: Chad Pennington

Best possession WR: Reggie Wayne

Worst possession WR:

Best route-running WR: Marvin Harrison

Worst route-running WR:

Best blocking WR:

Worst blocking WR:

Best blocking TE:

Worst blocking TE:

Best pass-catching TE: Antonio Gates

Worst pass-catching TE:

Best coverage DB: Champ Bailey

Worst coverage DB:

Best pass-rushing LB: Shawne Merriman

Worst pass-rushing LB:

Best pass-rushing D-lineman: Jared Allen

Worst pass-rushing D-lineman:

Best run-blocking O-lineman: Shawn Andrews

Worst run-blocking O-lineman:

Ugliest starter in the NFL:

I added a couple, the only one I disagree with is Vince Young. David Gerrard is mobile and he is better, Vince Young sucks

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Best pass-catching HB: Brian Westbrook

Worst pass-catching HB: Adrian Peterson

Best HB considering ability to run the ball only, not pass-catching: Adrian Peterson

Worst HB considering ability to run the ball only, not pass-catching: J.J. Arrington

Best blocking HB: LT

Worst blocking HB: Adrian Peterson

Best pocket-passing QB: Tom Brady

Worst pocket-passing QB: Rex Grossman

Best mobile/scrambling QB: Vince Young

Worst mobile/scrambling QB: J.P. Losman

Most accurate QB: Peyton Manning

Least accurate QB: Alex Smith

Best throwing power QB: JaMarcus Russell

Worst throwing power QB: Chad Pennington

Best possession WR: Reggie Wayne

Worst possession WR: Devery Henderson

Best route-running WR: Marvin Harrison

Worst route-running WR:

Best blocking WR: Hines Ward

Worst blocking WR:

Best blocking TE: Tony Gonzalez

Worst blocking TE: Leonard Pope

Best pass-catching TE: Antonio Gates

Worst pass-catching TE: Matt Schobel

Best coverage DB: Champ Bailey

Worst coverage DB: Jason David

Best pass-rushing LB: Shawne Merriman

Worst pass-rushing LB:

Best pass-rushing D-lineman: Jared Allen

Worst pass-rushing D-lineman:

Best run-blocking O-lineman: Shawn Andrews

Worst run-blocking O-lineman:

Ugliest starter in the NFL: Stuart Schwiegert

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Actually I kinda like how this is panning out. Why not all just work on the same list and add to it. Could also start up some interesting debates if there are some differences of opinion.

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If Pat McQuistan (sp) ever becomes a starter on Dallas' O-Line, he'll easily become the ugliest starter.

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If Pat McQuistan (sp) ever becomes a starter on Dallas' O-Line, he'll easily become the ugliest starter.

I had to get a look at this guy.

...holy crap, I think you're right.

McQuistan_Pat_150.jpg

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Oh dear god... he has a twin brother on the Raiders.

paul-mcquistan.jpg

...and he beat Pat out at becoming a starter. It's official...

Ugliest starter in the NFL: Paul McQuistan

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If Pat McQuistan (sp) ever becomes a starter on Dallas' O-Line, he'll easily become the ugliest starter.

i started to put his name in, but then realized it said starter, he might be the ugliest mfer in the NFL, he looks like a cross between frankenstein and the chick from throw mamma from the train

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Oh dear god... he has a twin brother on the Raiders.

paul-mcquistan.jpg

...and he beat Pat out at becoming a starter. It's official...

Ugliest starter in the NFL: Paul McQuistan

i forgot about that, I'd like to see his parents just to see what kind of individuals it would take to make ugly kids like that

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Oh dear god... he has a twin brother on the Raiders.

paul-mcquistan.jpg

...and he beat Pat out at becoming a starter. It's official...

Ugliest starter in the NFL: Paul McQuistan

Yikes! :o Didn't think it'd be possible with twins, but he's uglier than his brother.

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i forgot about that, I'd like to see his parents just to see what kind of individuals it would take to make ugly kids like that

Wonder if the state can bring up charges of some sort against the parents?

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Wonder if the state can bring up charges of some sort against the parents?

well we can probably sue them for mental anguish due to looking at those ugly mfers

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well we can probably sue them for mental anguish due to looking at those ugly mfers

Yeah, but they'll get sympathy votes from the jury when the defense lawyer points out the parents had to look at them when they were children whereas we've only been exposed to them for a few years.

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Yeah, but they'll get sympathy votes from the jury when the defense lawyer points out the parents had to look at them when they were children whereas we've only been exposed to them for a few years.

well I guess that depends on how the parents look, they should have put them both in a sack and drowned them in a river when they were born.

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well I guess that depends on how the parents look, they should have put them both in a sack and drowned them in a river when they were born.

Well, we wouldn't want all the fish to suffer, now would we? :P

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Oh dear god... he has a twin brother on the Raiders.

...and he beat Pat out at becoming a starter. It's official...

Ugliest starter in the NFL: Paul McQuistan

Does being on the Raiders count as an NFL starter?

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