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Tom Brady's $200 cookbook sells out.

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$200 bucks for a cookbook? Does he really need the money? 

 

Here are some of the names of recipes inside the natural wood covered book...100 pound text paper and laser etched logo......I found this on the Rollingstone's website. funny stuff.

 

  • Cream of Gronk Soup
  • Dunkin' Donuts (like, literally a box of Dunkin' Donuts)
  • Donald Trump's 'Build a Wall' Mexican Surprise
  • A football-shaped soufflé, slowly deflated by a nefarious equipment manager as part of an elaborate scheme
  • Cleft-chin casserole with Tom's special ridiculously handsome sauce
  • Giselle's Master Cleanse – lemons, cayenne pepper and an inherent sense of superiority
  • Some kind of clam-based chowder
  • A life-sized Roger Goodell effigy, which shall be burned
  • Bill Belichick's Signature Surly Steak
  • A tube of raw cookie dough, to be consumed while wearing boxer shorts and staring vacantly into the refrigerator during Tom's four-game suspension


Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/news/12-delicious-recipes-from-tom-bradys-new-cookbook-20160505#ixzz48I7xrDm7 
 

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Better book by brady would be  " how to win double digit games every season in the nfl with mediocre players "

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Better book by brady would be  " how to win double digit games every season in the nfl with mediocre players "

If it was written by Bill Bellychick sure.  Brady doesn't play defense.  There is a reason defensive castoffs from here can go there and start.  Say what you want.

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He doesn't cook. He's fn rich. He probably has multiple 5 star chefs cooking for him

 

 

Newsflash:  Justin Beiber doesn't wear brightly colored nail polish either.

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