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LOL yea So Dak and Zeke got caught buying P squirt guns .... then took them to club.  If you guys remember Zeke has been seen kissing Dak , biting his ear  and even bought him diamond jewlary ... now they buying sex toys 

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http://www.tmz.com/2018/06/05/ezekiel-elliott-dak-prescott-buy-P-guns-clubbing/#disqus_thread

ZEKE ELLIOTT & DAK PRESCOTTRock Out with Your ...P SQUIRT GUNS!?

0604-ezekiel-elliot-swns-7.jpgTeammates who buy dongs together ... 

Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott decided to take their guys trip to Florida to the next level -- by buying a bunch of P squirt guns ... and rocking them to the nightclub! 

Here's what happened ... the Dallas Cowboys stars rolled into Shorty's Market in Key West, Florida on Friday night -- along with several Cowboys offensive linemen -- and decided to arm the group with some water wieners. 

We spoke with store employees who tell us the guys were super nice and made the purchase as a joke while they were bar hopping. 

0604-ezekiel-elliot-swns-4.jpgWitnesses say the crew ended up at Rick's Bar ... where Zeke was seen holstering his P in a black fanny pack, with the barrel dangerously pointed up.  

We're told the guys had a great time ... and no one got in any trouble ... and, if you're interested, Shorty's says they've got plenty more guns available for $14.99 a pop! 

How 'bout them Cowboys!

 

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LOL the picture of Zeke at club with it hanging out of his fanny pack  ... just wow 

 

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In order to further team building "in the backfield", the Cowboys' Jerry Jones announces a new song will be played in lieu of the National Anthem before all home games:

 

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Hmm not wonder Dallas does not have any more Tight Ends .... but they sure do have a lot of wide receivers. I heard Jerry is happy as well because they installed the glory holes finally that he was yapping about a few years ago. Texas staying true to the Queers and Steers 

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Why are any of you surprised?

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On 6/7/2018 at 8:52 PM, westcoast_cj said:

A fanny pack too? WOW....

Does fit the mold, you are either 70+ or an aspiring poof-tah 

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On 6/9/2018 at 5:13 AM, CountBlah said:

 poof-tah 

Now that is an expression I have not heard in a while.  Some overseas lingo is just funny as hell.

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Anyone else notice that Zeke looks completely F'd up in that pic? lol  (please be drugs, please be drugs)

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On 6/16/2018 at 9:18 PM, NCTANK said:

 ‘Texas Pete” Johnson

Texas  Lil Pete  Johnson  :D   that what the L is for  :P 

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